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I'm sure Souma could still pull off an amazing dish with that rotten fruit.
 
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Here's some cat jokes I came up with, just for fun:

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.

Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.

What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.

Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!

How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.

How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.

What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
 
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Orpheus, if you're Talmud about me, I'm a girl. And why do you want to pelt rotten fruit at me?
 
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