477.
(I'm already saying this in advance but I certain Donny might get us all MODSLAPPED but w/e. Kiddies, you shouldn't be even browsing PC's Random Insanity in the first place! BE OUTSIDE PLAYING SOME GOOD OLE SPORTS!)
Good thing I slept, then woke up early to make sure I can sober up. Otherwise, "my drunk as heck self" could have said way to many non-sensical stuff about love, hugging your neighbor, and some good ole smut. But I'd ship Doomguy x Arcueid all day, everyday, in the pants.... I dunno what the ***k I'm talking about...
Also, my friend possibly has the best saying ever: if he would have sex with that person he really likes, its not called *F***king", but its called "Making Love"... OH GOD! 20/10!