Out-of-context quotes

[ReKoil]

"I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to f*** up worse guys."

 

[RadEmpoleon]

"A dubious little creature getting up to mischief. This is no good. Ugh, the beast is demonic in nature. Very icky, NO GOOD."

 

[TheHalfAngel]

"There are three things in life that will never change: Death, taxes, and me refusing to smile in pictures."

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

"any ounce of "good" you ever had is six feet under"

 

[ReKoil]

"So dark! Are you sure you're not from the DC Universe?"

 

[RadEmpoleon]

"Aurora borealis... at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized ENTIRELY within your kitchen?"

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

"this isn't the first time you've given it, right?"

 

[ReKoil]

"McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are confusing."

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

"On October 3, 2005, Craig John Oliver, a convicted felon, plead guilty in the United States District Court, Eastern District of Virginia, to defrauding 68 Virginia and Maryland homeowners of more than $2.5 million. The victims were clients of Oliver's home renovation businesses."

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

"lets settle this in a dual!"

 

[ReKoil]

"Looks are everything! Ever heard David Beckham speak?"

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

"Lerron Carlton Heslop may pretend to wear the face of a saint, but police say behind that angelic appearance is the mind of a strategic felon."