Out-of-context quotes

[RadEmpoleon]

Pretty self-explanatory: post a random quote from a show, movie, book, something someone said, YouTube video, etc. You don't have to state where it's from, but keep the quotes within the PC rules.

"If you're not in step with the music, you're in step with Satan."

 

[ElBurrito]

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

 

[Lady Bisharp]

"If there's no Mickey, this shit ain't Disney!"

 

[RadEmpoleon]

"BENCHES! You can sit on the BENCHES!"

 

[Zeostar]

"Jeremiah Denton, prisoner of war blinks the word TORTURE while in conference filmed by its Vietcong captors."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'Scallops wait for no man.'

 

[ElBurrito]

"Sync?"
"Sync"
"Dishwasher"

 

[RadEmpoleon]

"This box of discarded doll limbs"

 

[Squirtlenator]

"The thing that is probably most important is having a brain."

 

[ElBurrito]

"I see you're drinking 1%, is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'Even brain surgery is easier when you're a professional chef!'

 

[ElBurrito]

"Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."

 

[StCooler]

"We didn't evolve from apes, we evolved into apes."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'Your office space is NOT Feng Shui if none of your pens have caps!'

 

[Megan]

"It's a race!"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'This horned helmet just SCREAMS 'skilled electrician'!'

 

[StCooler]

"You don't hit RPE Russia until your nose bleeds."

 

[Squirtlenator]

'My call of the wild went to voice mail.'

 

[ElBurrito]

"Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!"

 

[Squirtlenator]

'Fish Licking is frowned upon, especially in New England.'