PC Counselling Sessions!

[Her]

Brainchild of my real-life mockery of school counselors + MSN

Counseling with Dr. Tom Selleck, the greatest mustache-doctor ever!
guest doctor will change every session​

Here we try to solve your issues with mockery, incessant groups of crazed paranoid delusional patients, Nurse Ratchet and Angelina Jolies adopted son, Pax! (+ more!)

How can you be a part of this great healing? Simple! Just sign up and Nurse Ratchet shall take you to your room! nurse, please bring the spiders. these look like a arachnophobic group

Name (fake if you wish, it's all part of the counseling):
Your problem (fear of phones, depression etc...):
Why you should get counselling (and drugs):
How long do you want to be treated (1 session, 2 sessions...):
Once you choose to leave, how do you want to leave? (disembodied, cured etc..):

We have a max number of patients per session (5) so sign up quickly!

Counseling may happen here, or on The Panic Room (MSN).

nurse, no spiders. i call shotgun

 

[.inLOVE]

Name (fake if you wish, it's all part of the counseling): Kimberly, cuz it's awesome enough not to replace.
Your problem (fear of phones, depression etc...): Extreme mood swings
Why you should get counselling (and drugs): Because everyone else just drives me crazy. :D
How long do you want to be treated (1 session, 2 sessions...): however long it takes
Once (grammerz) you choose to leave, how do you want to leave? (disembodied, cured etc..): Cured plz

Thank you <3

 

[Her]

K, we have one person.

WHO ELSE WANTS TO BE SELLECK'D?

 

[Sublime]

Name (fake if you wish, it's all part of the counseling): Limey
Your problem (fear of phones, depression etc...): Unnatural good looks.
Why you should get counselling (and drugs): Cause this is a major problem :< I have stalkers and such.
How long do you want to be treated (1 session, 2 sessions...): 1
Once you choose to leave, how do you want to leave? (disembodied, cured etc..): Condition worsened.

 

[Her]

Nurse Ratchet, go get Tom Selleck. This ego is serious.

 

[Logan]

Name (fake if you wish, it's all part of the counseling): Alice :P
Your problem (fear of phones, depression etc...): Too many n00b's
Why you should get counselling (and drugs): Loads of drugs xD
How long do you want to be treated (1 session, 2 sessions...): Forever?
Once you choose to leave, how do you want to leave? (disembodied, cured etc..): Dead Cured

 

[Tater Tot]

i have counseling nao plz?

Name: ANGELICA.
Your problem: I need to know important fax.
Why you should get counselling: ...Because I said so! >:l
How long do you want to be treated: A decade.
Once you choose to leave, how do you want to leave? BIG. ...I mean, my head. I want my head to be big. ...I mean! No! I want my brain to be big. My brain, you pervs. D:< I want to have super-fantastical knowledge about EVERYTHING.

kthxbai

 

[Her]

K you two are signed up as well.

 

[Tinhead Bruce]

Name (fake if you wish, it's all part of the counseling): Timothy =p
Your problem (fear of phones, depression etc...): Fear of extremely sexy moustaches.
Why you should get counselling (and drugs): I luv dem drugs, and my fear of moustaches has stopped me from hugging my grandma =(
How long do you want to be treated (1 session, 2 sessions...): However long it takes
Once you choose to leave, how do you want to leave? (disembodied, cured etc..): Cured of this, but left with another phobia.