Pickles to Pluto! (Or any of the actual planets)

Jester

Jesters don't have fun
In Soviet Russia, fun has YOU!
You get receipts all the time

Receipt

Now try this:

Paper

to

flag
 
Paper
Is a material
Flags are made of certain materials
Flag


Pete Doherty

to

Bra
 
Pete Doherty
Someone I don't know
It's hard to know things, like where to find the right bra if....you have a large cup size...
Bra

Bidoof
-
TO
-
Zanny77
 
Heart
Heart is a body part
that body part lets the tongue funtion amongst other things
you need your tongue to lick postage stamps

Parking ticket

to

Extension cord

(Muhahaha)
 
Parking ticket
They can take a long time before the government forget a bout it.
Extension cord's are also long.
Extension cord

Flea

to

Trance
 
Fleas make you itchy,
You can go to the doctor for itchiness,
some people get hypnotised for operations instead of getting numbed.

Viruses

to

Fawful
 
Easy.
Virus are Fawful.
I win.

Asterik

TO

Nothing
 
Asteric
*an asteric is something i don't seem to remember what it is
*the something i can't remember is erased
*erased=nothing
Nothing

um
Pikachu
to
Sun
 
Pikachu
Is an electric type.
Electricity can bring light.
So can the sun.
Sun.

Yellow Pages

to

Goat
 
The yellow pages have phone numbers.
you can call a goat farmer.

Nintendo DSi

to

Bowser's grandma.
 
Nintendo DSi
You can play New Super Mario Bros. on it
Has Bowser on it
Bowser's Grandma

Pokemon Colosseum
-
TO
-
Game Fuel
 
*Doesn't know what game fuel is so I'm going to take the word 'Game' and assume it has something to do with gaming*

- Pokemon Colosseum is a game
- Games fuel people to stay up all night
Game fuel

*Lolthatfailed*

Seventeen
-
To
-
Graffiti
 
damn another hard one

Jam
-Jam is red
-Mars is red
-Jupitar is a planet
-It has a hurricane on it(or was it Mars)
-hurricane is made of wind
-Wind

Next
Sunflower

to

Mum
 
-They're both flowers.

Pig Man


to



The Plastic Thing On The End Of The Shoelace.
 
A pig man would probably enjoy eating the plastic thing.

Rob Schnieder

to

Strangle
 
I want to strangle Rob Schnieder

Dragon


to


Yo Mama
 
Yo mama's ass is as big as a dragon.


House

to

Tiger
 
I have a tiger in my house.

Wi-Fi


to


A rock eating pig/dragon man
 
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