Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[mattman324]

Actually, Commander Wymsy stole it from Something Aweful.

 

[Mr.Silver]

Actually, Commander Wymsy stole it from Something Aweful.

.....but my Dracowymsy is already in smashing form.........Anyway.......
The pokemon "NOT FROM CORNA" are from :shudder: .....Garna........

 

[Yuoaman]

.....but my Dracowymsy is already in smashing form.........Anyway.......
The pokemon "NOT FROM CORNA" are from :shudder: .....Garna........

Yeah, I stole them from Something Awful. :P

And... no Babos at least... right?

 

[*Minun*]

Ahh... berries.

Much better.

Man that baro guy was weird...And the girl...And the water...And the castdeformed guys...

And pretty much everything in Corna.

I think, 3 tries. What type does he use?

 

[Mr.Silver]

Yeah, I stole them from Something Awful. :P

And... no Babos at least... right?

mmmmm.....Suuuure......Lets go with that.....heh..........Akward~!

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

I say 1 try, you've got Brrd and Yahtzee. What could go wrong?

everything, I guess, but shhh

 

[monkeyboi]

my guess is 2 tires it seems to generally take that many tries.

 

[Lockmaster24]

i dunno what type is it... If Brrd and Yahtzee are super effective 1, if not 1-2

 

[Yuoaman]

Well... I'm guessing that it's a Grass-type Gym, since it said "gardener". :\

He's probably insane, though... :(

 

[*Minun*]

Is there anyone that isn't insane in Corna?

 

[Yuoaman]

Well those people in the Black Village mart were relatively sane. :\

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

The people that Baro was too lazy to didn't edit aren't crazy, because they're actually abducted Hoenn-people.

And Steven.

 

[Torosiken]

hhhahaaaahhahahhaha... nice LP!!! *cough cough cough*

*er hem..* uh... TEH-PRO... that make my stomatch ache XD

 

[chrunch]

1 try.
Yahtzee, Brrd, Teh Pro, and *shudder* UNHOLYbear *shudder* will destroy this GYM!

 

[Jarin]

From the previous update,

How so?

Im pretty certain that that is quoting "By The Way" by the RHCP.

Anyways, keep up the great work. Makes my day every time I read this.

 

[Yuoaman]

You'd think that having two LPs would slow me down. :\

UPDATE 35

Spoiler:

I was right with my guess!

It's a Grass-type Gym!

Death will come swiftly to those who oppose me...

No comment...

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How did you get in here? I just got rid of the Mimikat. :shocked:

I thought we've been through this before... I have seen a type chart before... :disappoin

"Jezuzzz"? :\

That doesn't sound like normal vine behavior...

You had better not have hidden anything from me. :(

That doesn't look like a vine at all.

I don't have a clue what that thing was, but it definitely wasn't a vine...

I doubt that these 'vines' are planted...

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:rambo: TEH-PRO doesn't care about types.

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Am I anything like the vines?

I can do it.

What's a 'prepotent kid', though?

Puzzle solving powers, activate!

I have literally not seen a single flower in here...

Darn strawberry-that-isn't-a-strawberry... :(

Holy ****.

No he did not.

I though it was pretty awesome, actually.

I still haven't seen any of these flowers, lady. :\

These might be the flowers... Or they might be nothing...

Welp...

I think we found the resident druggie. :\

So she sniffs paint...

Hmm... this abomination calls for a...

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TECHNICOLOR BEAM!

Maybe? :\

The poor thing doesn't even realize that there are none of those things in here... :(

She didn't wait for me to say anything...

Did anyone else detect some innuendo there?

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This guy looks more like a bug catcher than an insane gardener...

Err... I read the sign... :\

How so, Lorenzo?

Carbon dioxide is required too... :\

I don't understand...

Are you the son of the Earth, or something moronic like that? :\

So no explanation? :(

ohai thar farmer/gardener crossbreed

:laugh:

I know how to take care of these. :D

Hell yes. :rambo:

Hmmm...

This situation calls for...

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BRRD!

Well if you think that'll help you...

:laugh:

It isn't much more effective... but still... :(

Drill Peck is awesome. :badsmile:

Damn you, Lorenzo.

And a Critical!

So are things going to get easier now? :\

Damn you. :(

Holy **** that was awesome.

You're a moron. :tired:

It's the truth. :D

Vegetable Badge...? Seriously...

The naming just gets worse and worse as I go on...

Oh ****! That's awesome!

Unless... it's horrible looking...

...the moment of truth...

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That thing... it looks like a horse's head was attached to something that vaguely resembles a dinosaur...

But how the hell is it standing up? Those little legs don't look nearly strong enough to support that bulbous head of his... :(

And its arms... they are f****** leaves.

And now my life is complete... :\

Well I think they'd obey me without it... :badsmile:

Hell yes! :D

Also because you can't use Flying-type TMs on your Pokemon. :\

Bye, you mad gardener, you.

No goddamn comment...

Next time I'll continue on my way east, I s'pose. :\

And thanks to those who guessed that I'd beat Lorenzo in one try. :D

 

[Mr.Silver]

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How did you get in here? I just got rid of the Mimikat.

I'm a ninja....Thats how....

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

TEH-PRO's coolness fell by 5.

=(

 

[monkeyboi]

that's what I get for following the trends wrong again.

Also

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How did you get in here? I just got rid of the Mimikat.

You ever think that the Mimikat was there so he couldn't get out?

 

[*Minun*]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!

As soon as you get to the name raters, change his name to Horsehead or something instead. That thing IS NOT Teh-pro. Teh-pro has kickass v eyebrows and hates the world.