Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[chrunch]

What a mountain of off-topic posts above the master^^
Anyway, good read, I really enjoyed that one.

 

[Yuoaman]

If you guys post any more off-topic posts or blatant Post COunt-rising posts (i.e. wow u hav lotz of aboinashunz i cant sleep nao i need 2 kil baro lololol) then I'll infract the offenders and close the thread.

Brrd > Word is obvious spam. Stop. Now.

Announcing a predicted date for the next update is also spam, eh?

EDIT: A new abomination is waiting for you guys to name.

 

[Spherical Ice]

Oh, sory, Yuoman, I selected all of the posts there, and must've accidentially ticked your post, too. Sorry. But the rest were off-topic. And should still not continue. Sorry again, though.

 

[Yuoaman]

Oh, sory, Yuoman, I selected all of the posts there, and must've accidentially ticked your post, too. Sorry. But the rest were off-topic. And should still not continue. Sorry again, though.

It's understandable.

And it is updaeyt tiem!

UPDATE 33

Spoiler:

I guess we continue on through the jungle. :P

I cannot.

Should I know the name? :\

Somehow I sense that you are a buffon...

Well that was unexpected.

That too.

Oh it's all too possible.

Well I did for a second there. :\

Thanks for the name, mattman. :P

Hehehehehehe...

Again: Finders Keepers.

That is a little creepy looking. :paranoid:

...Sneetchy?

^How I imagine Sneetchy's 'lullaby' to sound. :\

Do I have something on my face?

Roco's pretty good at carrying my crap. :D

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Your legs look like hams.

Well that's a new one...

Nothing that a little RAGE OF THE DRAGON can't fix. :rambo:

They also happen when you are prepared... :\

They are called 'accidents'.

If you say so...

I'm on a bridge! :)

...the hell?

Why would she be calling me?

I think my comment already covered that, phone...

Sound reasoning, phone.

Wait... I thought Amber called...?

What's a Kotokabe? :\

I don't think that's possible... :(

You shouldn't say such mean things about your sister, even if she is stupid. :(

Duh.

It's a hard choice.

Being the leader of a moronic team that wants to make the sun shine for ever, or being part of an ineffective police force that accosts children for fun.

So many good career choices in Corna. :disappoin

Do you think they met Ran?

Nothing can save them now, if they did...

Oh, they mean me.

And it's been fairly straightforward so far... :\

Ooh! Is someone jealous?

It's like a soap opera! :D

Yeah! It is definitely interference! There isn't a chance that it's the kid who's defeated you every time you've met, not a damn chance!

Yeah... it's the Elorus that done it. :paranoid:

Aww... but things were just getting interesting... :disappoin

How does interference explain a phone calling two people instead of one?

I guess I had better see what's up here.

What's a Mimic Circle?

But... it didn't... :\

I guess we're battling now...

:rambo:

I love you Critical Hits. :D

Smart of you.

I'm good. :\

:D

You know what's crazy...

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There is no one else on this island... He's a circle of one. :shocked:

I think we just found a very special ninja. :\

Oh Imakuni, you card. :laugh:

Alrighty. :P

I think I've seen that thing in my nightmares. :paranoid:

It sure is... it sure is.

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Imakuni... you're what I call 'eccentric'... Let me show you what I mean by whipping up a little diagram...

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There:

See?

You're far more insane than a 'normal' person, but less so than the average insane person.

Myself on the other hand...

:(

Almost like anonymous sex, in a way. :\

RAGE OF THE DRAGON is so awesome.

R. Nixon doesn't need any help paralyzing things. :badsmile:

Damn palette swaps...

TECHNICOLOR BEAM! :)

Another contender for the position of Captain Obvious. :disappoin

You're a little sick, you know that?

Why must you all hide!?

A 'man challenge'?

Those are nice, too... I suppose.

It doesn't, at that.

That seriously just happened.

lolwut?

Gah!

Err... it's usually you guys who attack me. :\

Everyone needs a hobby, I guess.

I'm on another bridge! :D

'kay.

When I grow up I want to be a Roker. :D

<3

How so?

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That's nice, I guess. :\

What's he looking at?

Damn Mimikats... :(

I doubt Ba-Chan has the resources to release that...

It wasn't my dream... :\

Oh my god!

I HAVE TO RUN AWAY!

Then why would you be a rock?

And is that Band Am-

Corna is famous for it's buffons.

Buffons are notoriously weak, however.

Let me see you try.

No comment. o.o

I thought it was Rain Temple...? :\

I would move on, but these Russian business-mechanics are in my way... :(

In we go, I suppose:

Damn.

Hey! I happen to think that I'd make good company. :(

Oh, the Kotokabes?

I retain knowledge. :P

How should I know? I just got here.

What's that...? :\

Say what?

This one doesn't make sense either. :(

That's nice, I guess.

I've done it before, I'll probably do it again.

:laugh:

So you're the guy who calls me mean names, eh? :'(

Doubtful.

And a bldugohglagogougoghnkhbbo to you, too. :P

Well... won't this be fun... :(

And it begins.

'kay.

Let's see what this Kotokobe-thing looks like. :P

That is one of the most horrific things I have ever seen in my entire existence.

I can't decide if he looks better... or worse...? :\

I suppose it doesn't matter anymore.

Are we talking about battles anymore? :shocked:

Me! Me!

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:laugh:

Oh you crazy people. :P

I'm guessing that is Elektra. :\

Hi.

Very much so.

:laugh:

You say that every time.

Yeah... by powering up Fire types... :\

Right back at you.

Only the leaders of Band Ambar get skirts. :\

UNHOLY POWER!

:laugh:

You aren't nearly as good as R. Nixon, you know that?

Told you. :P

What did she tell you?

Does she have herpes!? o.o

But it is.

Abladarcia to you too.

That was just incidental. :\

I was really here to kick Band Ambar's ass.

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Which I did handily, I might add. :badsmile:

-breathe-

I'm not sure that I actually want one... :\

He looks so depressed. :(

Poor Sadbird... :'(

I think I'm almost to the next tow-

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

Gowaygowaygowaygoway!

As long as you never call me 'darling' again.

You're the one that only knew Splash, aren't you?

:laugh:

TECHNICOLOR BEA-

Damn.

R. Nixon can do it, though. :rambo:

You still have the thing that isn't a strawberry?

:badsmile:

Yahtzee loves kicking ass.

I remember you... :rambo:

Not so tough now, are you!?

I thought we agreed... no calling me 'darling'... :(

:laugh:

You're so funny. :\

I do.

I will never give you a gift, ever.

Got that?

Crazy lady.

Or I can escape! :D

Great gift.

Nauseating too.

That's oka-

Wait...

Did you just say 'Black Village'? -_-

I think that too. :P

Yeah, go and do that Sorcerer's work... :(

Just leave me alone.

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Was that a lung?

:shocked:

I'm going to have to start wearing a disguise... :(

Oh gee... the names are just getting so much more creative...

This time it's a village. :P

Alright, give me some suggestions for what to nickname the Kotokabe, which I'll be heading back to pick up for the next update.

 

[Mr.Silver]

Notform
Sunleech
Blossemform
GIANT MAN EATING CASTFORM OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION

...... Never mind bout the last one.....

 

[Yuoaman]

I just want to direct everyone to my new avatar for a moment...

Can you honestly tell me that you haven't considered that before?

 

[Mr.Silver]

I just want to direct everyone to my new avatar for a moment...

Can you honestly tell me that you haven't considered that before?

...............................That is .............. FUNNY AS HELL!
....But it matches.......BA_O! What have you done!
Also...ICON TIME!:

 

[Glitch.]

masknose
faceninja
weatherer
castedform
EDIT:
castdeformed
paul
evilmasked

 

[Yuoaman]

...............................That is .............. FUNNY AS HELL!
....But it matches.......BA_O! What have you done!
Also...ICON TIME!:

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Why is UNHOLYbear the groom at her wedding...?

And keep the suggestions comin'. :P

 

[mattman324]

CasDEFORMD

Oh, and yay for being mentioned!

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Hell yes, I like CasDEFORMED.

 

[*Minun*]

There are berries in the top left! And you didn't pick them! You must rid corna of all edible vegetation, yuoaman!

Great update. I like CastDEFORMED as a name too.

 

[Mr.Silver]

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Why is UNHOLYbear the groom at her wedding...?

And keep the suggestions comin'. :P

Obse is the corian pimp.
And babos (UNHOLYbear) is the hoe.

 

[Yuoaman]

There are berries in the top left! And you didn't pick them! You must rid corna of all edible vegetation, yuoaman!

Great update. I like CastDEFORMED as a name too.

If I go with CastDEFORMED I'd have to shorten it to CasDEFORMD, if that's alright with everyone?

Obse is the corian pimp.
And babos (UNHOLYbear) is the hoe.

That makes sense, I s'pose... :\

 

[Mr.Silver]

That makes sense, I s'pose... :\

Which is why i want to to KILL EVERYONE in cornia......With fire.....A-a heaping handful of fire....RIGHT TO THE FACE!.....

 

[Yuoaman]

Alright everyone, I'm about to boot up Quartz for the next update, I'll probably be posting it tomorrow.

 

[Glitch.]

awesome. i love this LP.
also:
Witchy
castmasked
ugly
faceoff

 

[Yuoaman]

For those of you who are members of the LPG, there is a new Abomination for you to name, along with several other discussions to partake in.

And for those who haven't joined, it's just a click away. :D

 

[Yuoaman]

I don't like posting updates by double posting, but I guess there's no helping it... :\

UPDATE 34

Spoiler:

BACKTRACK AWAY!

Alright, I'm going to call you CasDEFO-

What do you mean... special?

From what I saw it changed its mask after the weather changed. :\

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...the hell?

Well that's obvious...

BUT WHY CAN'T I NICKNAME THE KOTOKABE!? :'(

Well... no matter... I suppose...

Are you sure about that... can you speak their language? :\

Of course the Cornians have their own ancient language... :disappoin

As with most other languages, right? :\

I wouldn't trust anything recorded by a Cornian... :paranoid:

But maybe... maybe the Cornians were different before Baro appeared?

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Seems to be going fine so fa-

Did... did I go bli-

OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH **** OH ****

The abyss wants my soul. :shocked:

Welp...

...that was an experience I never wish to repeat.

I doubt it. :(

Now... back to the town, I guess...

WAIT!

I suggest you listen to this.

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Ahh... berries.

Hmm... these signs are always good for a chuckle.

They must not get a lot of tourists. :\

"Come on down to Black Village, the treetop community-"

"Sounds ni-"

"OF SAVAGE JUNGLE!"

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You can't imagine how happy that makes me feel.

So... being able to land on a platform makes them amazing...?

Brrd and Yahtzee are genuinely amazing, though.

I see where you were coming from stranger, I feel big and important up here. :D

:laugh:

Like I'm going to waste my money on furniture.

:laugh:

That makes very little sense, sir... :\

Why are they staring at the wall...?

Of course you are...

Occasionally games come with a fourth wall.

Not nearly enough sir, not nearly enough.

She has no excuse, though... :(

Is that the Advicer? :\

How did he get here...?

You must have crossed them too, you creepy man, you.

But bugs come through the windows on the ground too...

You people should try closing them, perhaps?

FINDER'S KEEPERS!

Well... no matter, an item is still an item. :D

The molemen must be sharing their invisible wall technology. :(

There was also a Rain Temple, whatever happened to that? :\

If they're trying to summon another Chaos God I swear that I'll...

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...cry - most likely...

:'(

Couldn't I just throw a rock at it?

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srsly?

I do.His name is Sparkyturd. :D

Why?

HELL NO.

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B***.

Mimikat's are shoe-resistant, apparently... :(

I guess I'll head out east, then. :\

Hmm... You're familiar...

It's you.

I don't care. You and me have some unfinished business to take care-

:laugh:

You could be a comedian.

But really, I have to talk to-

I found one without your IR-Ghost Scope-thinger. :\

I might as well, but afterwards we have to settle things, Jose. :badsmile:

Ready to defend? From wha-

Oh phone... you're imagining things. :\

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

...does it want my liver? :paranoid:

Oh.

It's just the damned shoe-proof, invisible, cat. :\

I hate you.

TAKE THAT, CAT!

"Brother species"?

:shocked:

It's invisible, again!

iz funy cuz hez skware

(Thanks Zeta Dimentio.)

Err...

Damn cats.

You were?

I'm pretty sure I was mentioning that I needed to take care of some unfinished business-

Wait!

Don't think that you're safe from my wrath, Jose... :(

That ninja isn't very good at hiding. :\

You were watching it through the tree disguise...? :\

Damn Powergas'...

:rambo:

That's what you get for having a type I didn't expect early in the game. :(

I'll tell everyone.

He really enjoys shushing people. :\

Tile errors make me laugh.

:laugh:

It's magic rain...

DAMN CAT! :(

Very much so, yes.

Prepare for pain. :badsmile:

Oh... It's Vin and Cabuki...

I guess I'll battle. Hopefully you have a better team this time. :\

You guys aren't that bright are you?

Not even enough experience to make the battle worth my time...

Can't deny that.

I think you know what my decision was. ;)

Now back to the village, to kick those damn cats.

:badsmile:

*kick*

OKAY! :D

Time for some supplies. :P

You have to say that. :(

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You guys had better stop sounding so normal... you're creeping me out. :paranoid:

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It ran before I could kick it...

A bay tree!?

Next time I'll challenge the Black Village Gym, be sure to post your guesses. The reward is... something... probably... :\

 

[Mr.Silver]

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You used the "

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You stealer.........you robbed that from Gpxplus..........Satian (Commander Wymsy) Will be angry.