Pokémon Quartz "Let's Play" 2.0

[Yuoaman]

Again, I just wanted to say that I should hopefully have an update up sometime today, or maybe during the wee hours of Christmas morning?

 

[Larvitar170]

You guys know what....we think we are safe....but the sorcerer could be watching us now! He may cast spells on all of our Pokemon!

 

[Mr.Silver]

OH NOEZ.Jumps on flareon to protect it.

 

[Larvitar170]

I know! It is terrifying! My poor Totodile and Larvitar will cry all night with nightmares now!

 

[Yuoaman]

Isn't it quite morbid that I think it would be awesome to see what would happen to different Pokemon after being 'Baro-fied'?

 

[Larvitar170]

OH NO! Baro has gotten to him! Everyone, flee the thread! We could be next!

 

[Mr.Silver]

NO! NOT YUOAMAN!!!! *Loads shotgun* ...Bring it on baro....>:]

 

[Yuoaman]

An odd milestone, but I felt that I should report it anyways: I've officially filled my first album on Photobucket. The original Photobucket Quartz album could literally hold no more images. :shocked: We are now on our second album. :D

Anyways:

UPDATE 19

Spoiler:

You've gained another use, Justin, you should feel proud of yourself. :D

I guess we'll head back to Greenie and check out that cave, or whatever.

Maybe you should give Roco (the gay Roco, not the awesome Roco) a call, he has some special glue that fixes caves. :(

Still green as hell.

OKAY!

Damn geological formations. :(

Alternate routes!

This would be scenic in another game... not Quartz though... NEVER QUARTZ!

:( I spent six whole seconds searching for those you jerk! :(

Baro... never try and spell "seismographic" again, you'll just make a fool of yourself.

Well a bigger fool, anyways.

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No ****ing ****, Sherlock... And why the hell didn't you check for yourself?

Noise-hearing PCs... coming to a remote mountainside near YOU!

Has anyone ever considered building a path that goes over the mountain?

I just met you, and I already hate you.

In a cave - that is known for having rock slides, I might add - you are surprised by rocks falling!?

What. The. Hell.

Silencious machines... coming in a few weeks to a remote mountainside near YOU!

At least this isn't anywhere near those 'scientists'.

You... are not trapped at all you morons...

By god... what sort of horrifying evolution could have spat you out? When I have the necessary tools I must examine your anatomical structure with SCIENCE (And sharp blades).

Who the hell would find this cute?

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Baro. Definitely Baro.

I tried guys... I tried.

Oh that's great! I'll just get out of your way and-

Err... Justin's level 2... I think that your Pokemon should be able to do it too, bub.

:(

Damn you, you burly gentleman you.

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

:rambo: And now there is. :rambo:

Same story. :laugh:

But not Super Effective enough apparently. :D

This however, is.

I'm just going to toss Justin at the rock and hope something happens. :(

Couldn't he go out the other way and come around by either of the two other available routes?

That blind hamster can't do a thing, how he won that Badge is beyond me. :(

Might as well. :P

You may thank Justin's shattered skull for that. :D

Must I?

Not if you apply enough force...

'kay.

IT'S STE-

Damn, foiled again.

They just disappeared... :shocked:

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I detect Sorcery in the air... BARO!

[sarcasm]This makes up for the Sorcery![/sarcasm]

:laugh:

This makes him a total badass.

Just look at the suave bird.

Now to head to the place that made me want these Skates in the first pla-

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Dare I?

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Oh I dare...

He's watching me from the shadows... :paranoid:

Oh god... he can throw his voice...

:paranoid:

I'm not leaving until I'm sure he won't follow me...

Dude... I was taking a piss in your plant.

No. I came back to make sure you haven't lured more children to your basement of horrors.

'kay pedophile.

Oh joy, it's different now.

I'll save y-

This is no time for a battle!

Oh my god... Javier's turned you... HASN'T HE!?

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Poor lost soul... :'(

SWITCH CLICK

ANOTHER SWITCH CLICK

Another child, I can help you!

He's been turned too... :paranoid:

Javier must be stopped.

Hey there volcano that is definitely not a Grass-type. :D

:badsmile:

Is there hope for you...?

No... most definitely not. :(

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

YOU ARE JAVIER'S SECRET APPRENTICE, AREN'T YOU!

YOU MUST BE VANQUISHED!

:rambo:

It had to be done...

Why is there always such cheap crap laying around here?

:D

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

-awww...

Fun. :D

More cheap crap... :(

*shudder*

You expected me to be as weak-minded as those poor children, didn't you!?

I will thwart you time and again, you sick and twisted individual.

You don't have another Rare Candy?

One of these days I shall kill you, Javier... Not today... but each day your death comes a little closer...

We're back outside. :D

:D

Next time.

 

[Larvitar170]

Good update. I loved the "I'm taking a piss in your plant." part. YUOAMAN! I'm glad to see you didn't fully sway to the dark side of Baro's abomination attack.

 

[chrunch]

NOOO!:shocked:
Some of my username didn't fit!:'(
Perhaps you can name one abomination after me, and one after Caterpie.
Good update though.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

NOOO!:shocked:
Some of my username didn't fit!:'(
Perhaps you can name one abomination after me, and one after Caterpie.
Good update though.

Nah, my name is so awesome it repelled yours.

=D

jk, jk

Epic installment as always.

 

[Yuoaman]

Yeah, chrunch, I'll probably give you each an Abomination, because I feel a little bad that my little name-meld thing didn't turn out so well :\

So you each get an unnatural horror named after you! Aren't you excited!?

 

[Atomic Reactor]

Ha funny read bro.
Can't wait for the next one :P

 

[Mr.Silver]

I don't know weither to laugh at it's pain or cry at the fact that this was once probally a skitty...seriousally......HOW CAN YOU F*CK UP A SKITTY!?

Lets compare

Abomanation ............................................... Skitty
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I think its a cross between baro and a skitty.......*shudder*

OH GOD! ITS BARO!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111SHIFTSHIFTSHIFTSHIFTSHIFT111111!!!!!

 

[nuggetsman28]

im talking to that tree but nothing is happening. how come?

:sad:

 

[SonicBlazePlatinum]

Actually Babos and Osoe replace Skitty and Delcatty. Tigat and Tigator replace Spoink and Grumpig. There are videos of the Pokemon Quartz Pokedex with all 386 edited Pokemon, the user X66x66. I actually like this game and its Pokemon, it was thee first ROM Hack I played, and when I used a google search for Pokemon Quartz I found WAH Pokemon, Data Crystal, Something Awful Forums and this forum Pokecommunity.

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Actually Babos and Osoe replace Skitty and Delcatty. Tigat and Tigator replace Spoink and Grumpig. There are videos of the Pokemon Quartz Pokedex with all 386 edited Pokemon, the user X66x66. I actually like this game and its Pokemon, it was thee first ROM Hack I played, and when I used a google search for Pokemon Quartz I found WAH Pokemon, Data Crystal, Something Awful Forums and this forum Pokecommunity.

OH GOD WHAT DID BARO DO TO TURN SKITTY INTO THAT THING?!

:O

Explains why Babos has unnatural Attracting power though...

 

[Yuoaman]

What could possibly make Baro change a Skitty in the unholiest of UNHOLYbears boggles the mind...

 

[Mr.Silver]

Actually Babos and Osoe replace Skitty and Delcatty. Tigat and Tigator replace Spoink and Grumpig. There are videos of the Pokemon Quartz Pokedex with all 386 edited Pokemon, the user X66x66. I actually like this game and its Pokemon, it was the first ROM Hack I played, and when I used a google search for Pokemon Quartz I found WAH Pokemon, Data Crystal, Something Awful Forums and this forum Pokecommunity.

I don't even what to think what a babos evolution would look like.........

What could possibly make Baro change a Skitty in the unholiest of UNHOLYbears boggles the mind...

Dude....Your forgeting......ITS BARO

 

[Larvitar170]

Did you guys see the person that Baro brainwashed? I'm so scared. He may get us next!