Pok?mon Jokes *revived by t3h dragons*

[Dragon-Chan]

Tell corny, cheesy, bad, good, whatever...pok?mon jokes here.

What's a Shadow Pok?mon's favorite smilie?
XD

What Pok?mon do geometry students use?
Linoone.

What trainer would get mixed with a Fire Pok?mon?
Ash.

Why did the male Pok?mon like the Blaziken?
She was a hot chick.

Let's hear those cheezy Pok?mon jokes of yours. XD

 

[~Amethyst_Callista_Moon~]

Q: What did the Pichu (who refused to even talk) say when he had to go to the bathroom?

A: "Pi"

 

[poke lover]

How does a Pikachi sound when he sneezes?

Pik "achoo!"
Heard that in the 3rd grade, very bad joke, lol.

 

[Shiny Meganium]

This is so lame:
Q: How do you get a thousand Pikachus on a bus?
A: You poke 'em on! -_-'

 

[Eon-Rider]

What Pok?mon do geometry students use?
Linoone.

I don't understand that one...

 

[Omega Latios]

How Many Latos's You Need To Change A Lamp?

None. They Don't Live In A House.

 

[Smarties-chan]

Why did I (Smarty_Arty) cross the road?
To huggle a Cradily, of course! o.O Pretty lame, huh? Well... you haven't seen anything yet, here's another one...

A Lugia was coming home from a party, when suddenly, a Chinchou pops out from nowhere. What was Lugia's reaction? It was a complete shock

Wait, I have another one...

What do you get when you cross a Zapdos with a Blissey? Shock terapy

pretty stupid, right? It took me about two minutes to come up with all three of them.

PS. They aren't even supposed to be funny

~Smarty_Arty~

 

[EmeraldSky]

Why id Pikachu cross the road?
To prove to Ash that he wasn't chicken! (drums and laugh track)

 

[Omega Latios]

Why Did Latios Cross A Road?

It Always Levitates In Air So It Wanted To Try Something New ^^

 

[Smarties-chan]

What did celebi say when it was late for an important meeting?

Don't worry, I got all the time in the world o.O

~Smarty_Arty~

 

[Shiny Meganium]

This is an ancient one:
Q:What's a Snorlax's favourite sport?
A: Squash!

 

[Chiru]

I don't understand that one...

Linoone = LINE-oone. Geography uses lines and stuff.

Q: Why did the Pokemon cross the road?
A: Because he FELT like it, GOSH! I mean, does there really have to be some kind of deep, significant meaning behind crossing a @$#% road?

So, one day Ash walked into a bar and said "ow".

 

[Dragonite Tamer]

This is not really a joke but...

Q:What do you get if you cross Pidgey with Santa.

A:Delibird -_-''

lol, that's just stating facts.