Poke-him-on

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

And Saturn goes after you with a stick, "No one calls Cyrus se-- I mean handsome but me!" -Saturn xD

I...take a charizard plushie from Charizard.

Charizard gets angry and blows fire at you. But in the Nick of time, Red comes and sweeps you away in his arms. (I'm guessing that's what you wanted -cough-)

I pull on Saturns cat ears/hair thing.

 

[OokamiShipper]

Charizard gets angry and blows fire at you. But in the Nick of time, Red comes and sweeps you away in his arms. (I'm guessing that's what you wanted -cough-)

I pull on Saturns cat ears/hair thing.

Yay! Red <3333

Cyrus tackleglomps you for looking like Saturn. :3 Happy?

I catch a Pikachu.

 

[dream's-epilogue]

I throw a five-year-old copy of Shonen Jump in japanese at a sleeping Pikachu.

 

[donavannj]

It shocks you because you disturbed its nap.

I pull a Roselia from a garden.

 

[ArcanineOod]

It uses Poison Powder....
You: X_X

While randomly running through the forest, I trip and fall over a sleeping Persian.
xX

 

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Persian wakes up and scratches your face to shreds. D :

I poke Jupiter's hair bun thingy...

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

It was used to conceal grenades. BIG BOOM.

I slap mew in the face for being pink and male.

 

[Neko]

Mew blows you up with it's psychic powers!

I kick a Tauros in the shin.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

He decides to use his horns a little creatively. And there's a reason his tails look like whips, you know :X

I take a ride on Torterra.

 

[ninjakid230]

he trips and crushes you

i hit mewtwo in the head with a baseball from very very very far away

 

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Mewtwo hits you with a Shadow Ball very very very far away. x DD

I poke a Purugly's big fat stomach. o^o

 

[raging lion]

His stomach blasts and you fly away in air

I stomp a psyduck

 

[Giratina's Server]

The Psyduck don't even care and accidentally in its dreams uses psychis and send you flying!

I poked Giratina sleepin on Distortion World

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

It blow up and you die

I punch Arceus

 

[ArcanineOod]

It turns into its ??? form, uses Judgement and... Well... You're stuffed.

I... use Snorlax as a trampoline 8D
xX

 

[Giratina's Server]

Snorlax confuses you as a berry and eats you

I slammmed a door in an Exploud's Face

 

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Exploud blasts heavy metal at full volume from his weird ears. You screwed D :

I...force Cyrus to give me a piggyback ride x 3

 

[Pheonix987]

he sends out his murkrow to carry you to china.

i got a bazooka gum and threw it at slowpoke's mouth.

 

[raging lion]

Slowpoke "???" gum gets closer "???????" It hits slowpoke "????????"

A throw a cotton candy at magmar

 

[Bhonjo]

the magmar uses flamethrower... and send you flying...

i kick an angry rhyerior