Poke-him-on

[Cheesymitten]

It takes one look at you and runs off to find its mommy to beat you up

I throw a hammer at a magikarp

 

[Skystrike]

It gains 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 points Lv's up to Lv 1000! And Evloves into Gyrados. And uses Hydro Pump.
I destroy where Areceus lives...... o.0

 

[Cheesymitten]

Diagla bites off your head for eating the God

I kick Ash Ketchum and Pikachu in the groin

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

they cry and whine alot. Then one of those "Disney Moments" start.
I hit a Giratina with a Master Sword

 

[ShinjisLover]

It sucks you into the Distortion World and won't let you leave.

I pimp-slap an Aipom.​

 

[Cheesymitten]

Aipom slaps you back and then bites your ear off...then kicks you....then steals your hat.

I put ketchup on charizards tongue

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

It pimp slaps you back two times.

I kick Blastoise

 

[ArcanineOod]

Blastoise uses BubbleBeam and you float away trapped in a large bubble...

I run at a Dragonite and start hugging and hugging and hugging and hugging it. ^_^
xX

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

He throws you
I kick shaymin

 

[ArcanineOod]

D8

It is thrown through the air as a result of your violence, falls into a patch of Glacidea flowers, transforms into its Sky Forme and flies into you.

I go to sleep, using Arcanine as a warm pillow ^_^
xX

 

[CrazyCubone]

You wake up to find half of your face has been melted.

I high-fived Pikachu's face.

 

[ArcanineOod]

It tried to high five your face back, but when it couldn't reach, used ThunderPunch on your shin instead :P

I use mah awesum psychic pwrs to try and chat to Gardevoir.
xX

 

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Gardevior doesn't understand, thinks you called her something inappropriate that I'm not gonna post, and orders Gallade to slice you up. D :

I ask Darkrai to marry me. 83

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

He accepts. Now you're screwed. Literally.

I poke a Bidoof with my finger. (lol exciting)

 

[Deja Vu]

Your finger gave Bidoof the realization that he was just Nintendo's rip off of Zigzagoon and committed suicide.

I mistake a Shaymin for a football and punt it.

 

[WisherWisherWish]

And in it's Sky Forme, it kills you with an Energy Ball.

I accidently crack Jirachi's egg and...

 

[Deja Vu]

It sucks you into a ferocious black whole and teleports you to a place where you can only watch [AGELIMIT]a 40-year old man playing with a cow and making sexual noises on a antenna television.[/AGELIMIT]

I pull Poochyena's hair.

 

[Cynic Kaka]

It's actually a Mightyena. It eats you and you die.

You meet a wild Rhyperior during mating season.

 

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Erm...It thinks your a fe/male Rhyperior and...well...It's mating season alright?

I call Cyrus sexy handsome.

 

[OokamiShipper]

And Saturn goes after you with a stick, "No one calls Cyrus se-- I mean handsome but me!" -Saturn xD

I...take a charizard plushie from Charizard.