Pokemon cell mate?

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    Hello guys. ;) I was just sitting here a minute ago watching a prison show on netflix while browsing the forum and I was like, if I could have any pokemon as a cell mate what would it be?? So I thought and I was like Onix! Youd get to have a bigger cell. Not that 8 by 10 crap and I guarantee if Onix even tried to make you his "prison buddy" youd die. :0

    what pokemon would be your cell mate? ;)
     
    Magikarp.

    I would say Salamence, as he is truly amazing, but also because Flamethrower would come in handy...<33
     
    my homie in prison would have to be a machamp......let all them fools know that we cant be ****ed with
     
    Mew, because it could get out of the cell with one of the many attacks it can learn, and is kindhearted enough to probably not leave me in the cell once it's escaped.
    Or Ditto, solely to cause havoc and screw around with guards and other prisoners.
     
    Abra. Teleport seems like it would come in handy.
    now why did i not think of that one .......congratulations your a genius!!
     
    Magikarp. Because, everyone would be too scared to mess with us.

    But may I ask what kind of prison is this if it can hold Pokemon? Would it disable their god-like powers?

    Haha. XD Either way if the prison disables their powers, if you tried to escape you would get into trouble for breaking out of prison. So there wouldnt be much reason to disable it. Maybe just limit it a little. ;)
     
    I'd have Alakazam as a cellmate. Even though it's not one of my favorite Pokemon, the both of us can come up with a plan to escape without disturbing the guards.
     
    Well either Chimchar or Lucario.

    Chimchar because my Chimchar is the cheekiest little thing! I don't think any guards will have a goodnight sleep forever! XD

    Or

    Lucario (one that can use aura) because it would easily be able to find the weakest points that a good Aura Sphere could easily trigger a breakout (for Lucario and I anyway ^^)
     
    Grovyle, definately. His bad*ssness might melt the prison bars and allow us to escape.

    Alternatively, a Sharpedo because... come on, a shark as a cellmate? That'd stop anybody.
     
    Garchomp, so she could dragon rage all the guards to death, then we'll silently run off into the sunset..
     
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