Pokemon Link Battle Trozei Challenge

[Sydian]

Pokemon Link Battle Trozei Challenge

i will consume your soul​

With the recent release of Pokemon Battle Trozei, I thought it would be fun to make a challenge based on it! Pokemon Trozei is one of the most complicated and intense puzzle games in the world, and even world renowned chess champions have a hard time beating it. Therefore, I have compiled a short list of rules that will replicate this complexity of this puzzle game to it's fullest! Prepare yourselves for the most important challenge of your lives!

Rules

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1. In order to add a Pokemon to your team, you must catch at least 3 of the same species Pokemon, place them all into your PC box in a vertical or horizontal line (none of that diagonal bull crap!), and then release all but one of them, which will be placed in your party.
2. Pokemon may only be caught in Premier Balls.
3. All Petilil must be named Sydian.
4. Fish Pokemon are strictly forbidden! I'm tired of fish!
5. Only one person can win this challenge. Whoever wins this challenge and claims the title of Champion will be decided by tallying up points based on your performance throughout the challenge.

Spoiler:

6. You automatically fail this challenge if you hate Justin Beiber's music.
7. You cannot defeat Ghetsis. That's an order!
8. All pink Pokemon must be named Luke, regardless of gender.
9. This challenge can only be played on 5th Generation carts. No emulation, it's illegal!
10. No Legendaries
11. No hacking or trading.
12. Even for trade evolutions.
14. I'm superstitious so there is no 13th rule.
15. Chocolate is delicious. Go buy me some chocolate!
16. This challenge must be completed in one sitting, no saving allowed for any reason!
17. Am I the only one who finds Reshiram sexually attractive...?

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18. You must convince Ausaudriel to make my username pink.

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19. Seriously though, I mean come on, Reshiram is hot stuff!
20. Mega Evolution is banned.
21. Just for fun, do a speed run of Red version after you beat Elessa, just to show Agatha
who's boss.
22. This challenge is now a Nuzlocke. Please refer to it as the Pokemon Link Battle
Trozei Nuzlocke Challenge from now on.
23. Since this is a Nuzlocke, you must draw a comic based on your play through. If I
don't think it's extremely funny, you automatically fail the challenge.
24. Grow a mustache.
25. I don't care that you're a girl!
26. Are you still reading these?
27. SUCKS!
28. Upon defeating the champion, you must stand up and perform the Macarena 142
times.
29. Always bring a towel.
30. If by some miracle you manage to beat the game following all these rules, you will be made the emperor of all reality, and everyone will be forced to do your bidding. No one could stand in your way because no one else could possibly beat this challenge. No one even knows how you beat it!
31. HAVE FUN!!

Point System:

Spoiler:

As you play this challenge, keep record of every action you perform in the game. That way, at the end of the game, you can tally up your points with this convenient list and find out if you won or not!

Spoiler:

Defeat Trainer: 10
Catch Shiny: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000
Badge Get: 5000
Pokedex Entries: 1
20hr>Champion: 200000
30hr>Champion: 15000
40hr>Champion: 1000
40hr<Champion: 500
Perform a 3 Pokemon link: 10
Perform a 4 Pokemon link: 15
Perform a 5 Pokemon link: 25
Perform a 6 Pokemon link: 9999
Trying to link diagonally: -5000
Knocking out Swablu: -200
I don't like your face: -500
Defeating Ghetsis: Negative a bajillion

Sign up form

Spoiler:

Username: Jak
Game: White
Age: 21
Birthday: 8/19/92
Favorite Fish: of the cat variety, fried
Post Count: 25k something
Nature: Timid
Plans for this summer: goin' to Georgia for a bit with the bae
Number of Completed Challenges: Jesus Christ on a crutch don't make me count
Previous Employers: Classic on Noble, my grandparents
Bathroom Cycle: smelly
tumblr Handle: seedbbychurine
Religion: A FREE SPIRIT
Number of Shinies: n___n
REAL Number of Shinies: OKAY 86
Captcha Code: E1337

Insane People:

Spoiler:

Jak

 

[Necrum]

[Supporter]Username: NecrumWarrior[/Supporter]
Game: White 2
Age: 22 & 11/12 + 13 days
Birthday: 4/17-1991
Favorite Fish: Squid. That's a fish right... no? Damn!
Post Count: 1,595 NEED MOAR
Nature: Adamant
Plans for this summer: Playing Don't Starve 24/7
Number of Completed Challenges: 1, 2, 3... like eleventy?
Previous Employers: The Court of Two Sisters in New Orleans, LA. Don't eat there...
Bathroom Cycle: brb
tumblr Handle: mariks-eye
Religion: Aetheo-agnoti-jew
Number of Shinies: 5
REAL Number of Shinies: 2. Damn you cursed Gible...
Captcha Code: n00b

Can't wait to start, this challenge looks exciting!

 

[jdthebud]

Username: jdthebud
Game: Black 2
Age: older than Necrum
Birthday: Winter season
Favorite Fish: fresh Salmon from Central Market
Post Count: omg it was 1337 prior to this post!
Nature: Naive
Plans for this summer: samll chance of the World Cup
Number of Completed Challenges: over 9000
Previous Employers: m$, not quiznos
Bathroom Cycle: clockwise, im in the northern hemisphere
tumblr Handle: guest
Religion: JC is the best
Number of Shinies: 5
REAL Number of Shinies: 1, sob
Captcha Code: 7964


I failed twice already, since I hate Justin Bieber and have no cartz.

but my post count is 1337 so I win the internetz!!!

For all those interested, go look up Speed runs on youtube. yay for speed + no need to save!

 

[Necrum]

Picked my starter, Snivy. Named him Bob.

 

[Necrum]

I don't like Snivy, restarted and picked Oshawott instead. Also named her Bob. Oh and she was female.

 

[Necrum]

Okay, Oshawott sucks too. So I threw its shiny ass away and tried to start one more time with Tepig. Called it b0b for variety.

 

[Sydian]

HOLY ♥♥♥♥ DID YOU JUST TRIPLE POST?

 

[Necrum]

Found a shiny Patrat on Route 19, but I was tired and didn't feel like catching it. Whatever.

 

[Sydian]

I'm going to make this an event because its so badass.

 

[Janp]

Username: Mr. Janp
Game: Black... I'm not racist, ok?
Age: 17
Birthday: It's secret/another secret/year
Favorite Fish: Dead fish, good fish
Post Count: few
Nature: Janp... That's new, superawesomebad nature
Plans for this summer: idk... do something?
Number of Completed Challenges: IT'S OVER 9000!
Previous Employers: Mr: Janp and other crazy people
Bathroom Cycle: So, it's really dumb question...
tumblr Handle: WTF is tumblr? A Restaurant?
Religion: I believe in Flying Spaghetti Monster... Ohh and I want to destroy Belgium
Number of Shinies: It's not over 9000!
REAL Number of Shinies: 3... maybe 4... or maybe 5... I don't really know :D I remember only shiny Zubat and Gyarados :D
Captcha Code: JaNp

This challenge will be so amazing... I can't wait to catch shiny Audino!

 

[Necrum]

I have earned my first badge and am currently trying to convincing Ausaudriel to make Jak's username pink, which I'll be honest, will be ugly as hell.

 

[Necrum]

Battled some Pokemon to train my Tepig.

 

[Sydian]

I'm going to ban you for saying my username is ugly in pink!

 

[Necrum]

Listened to Justin Bieber's Believe while kicking Roxie's punk ass, which made it extremely difficult to focus because it was SO DAMN GOOD!

 

[Sydian]

I BOUGHT MYSELF SOME CHOCOLATE

 

[Necrum]

I got lost in Castelia Sewers, oops...

 

[Necrum]

Caught a Petilil and named it Sydian!! Then I cindered Burgh with Bob who bug squashed him to death!! Double punctuation??

 

[Natnew]

does this have to be done on B/W/B2/W2?

 

[Sydian]

Yes it is gen v only. And no emulating.

 

[Necrum]

Got a Slowpoke on my Dream Radar and moved it to my White 2, went to name rater and named her Luke. Luke washed Route 4/Desert Resort away which was quite a tragedy. Training for Elesa.