If I was a Pokemon right now, I'd be an Erectabuz
Well then, I guess I should post mine from the threat in "Other Chat"
"Hello Beautifly, you're lookin' absolutely Goldeen tonight. I know it may seem a bit Oddish for a stranger to just start up a Chatot out of the blue, but you seem to be new Aron here. You see, I'm a member of Team Rocket, and I'd absolutely love to take a good Pikachu."
*rimshot*
Mime Jr. Pick up line said:Mime!....Mime......mime mime mime! Mime!