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Pokemon Pick up Lines

HoodyHoo

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    • Seen Mar 31, 2008
    Alot of these are cheesy, but some are pretty funny.

    pickuplinesgalore. com/pokemon.html (remove the space)
     

    DavyJones4our

    Man of the Sea
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    • Well then, I guess I should post mine from the threat in "Other Chat"

    "Hello Beautifly, you're lookin' absolutely Goldeen tonight. I know it may seem a bit Oddish for a stranger to just start up a Chatot out of the blue, but you seem to be new Aron here. You see, I'm a member of Team Rocket, and I'd absolutely love to take a good Pikachu."

    *rimshot*
     
    Spinor

    Spinor

    <i><font color="b1373f">The Lonely Physicist</font
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    • Seen Feb 13, 2019
    Lol, those are just wrong, I wish I could close this but I almost got a laugh attack, plus, this AF joke didn't include Powers so I wouldn't be able anyway. Then again, I suck at pick ups altough I make good ones.
     

    Star★Seeker

    →s t y l e ;
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    • These are to die for:
    [AGELIMIT]When I look at you, my Metapod can't get any harder.
    I've got Masterballs baby.
    Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
    Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
    I'd like to ride you like a HORSEA.
    Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
    Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.[/AGELIMIT]


    And above all:
    [AGELIMIT]Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
    STD's are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch 'em all! Wanna help me out?My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
    I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town[/AGELIMIT]


    This gets The Pervy Seal of Approval!:
    pervay6.png
     

    Arch_2008

    Hinga Dinger Durgen
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    • The Following are just wrong:
    [AGELIMIT] people who are older then 13
    Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
    I've got Masterballs baby.
    Do you wanna see what's in my ball bag?
    Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
    My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
    [/AGELIMIT]



    Man those are funny as hell, i never imagined that someone could use pokemon(outside of the games, TV shows, ect)for evil.
     

    Espreon

    Lord of the Nagas
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    • Seen Mar 16, 2011
    Yeah they are funny but a lot are just plain wrong. The ultimate example:

    [AGELIMIT]for those above the age of 13. In other words only hit the spoiler button if you are above the age of 13...
    Spoiler:
    [/AGELIMIT]

    Just plain wrong.
     

    FourFourTwo

    *used calm mind*
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    • Age 35
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    • Seen Dec 23, 2010
    [agelimit]for those above the age of 13. In other words only hit the spoiler button if you are above the age of 13...
    Spoiler:
    [/agelimit]


    This one is amazing.
     

    BakingBluePotatoe

    The Red Death Alchemist
    2,281
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    • DavyJones4our said:
    Well then, I guess I should post mine from the threat in "Other Chat"

    "Hello Beautifly, you're lookin' absolutely Goldeen tonight. I know it may seem a bit Oddish for a stranger to just start up a Chatot out of the blue, but you seem to be new Aron here. You see, I'm a member of Team Rocket, and I'd absolutely love to take a good Pikachu."

    *rimshot*
    Click to expand...

    now THAT is funny.

    PRICELESS. Absolutely PRICELESS.
     

    Lynnx

    half listening.
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    • Seen Oct 11, 2009
    Hilarity to the extreme. No, really.

    Although some push the limits of perverted...XD
     
    BeachBoy

    BeachBoy

    S P A R K of madness
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    • Oh lawd, I couldn't stop laughing, these are great.

    Well "Hi" in national studies is the overall best pick up line.. that said... "So I heard you leik Mudkipz?!" has to be the absolute best. >D Not funny like earlier ones mentioned, but works. *wink*

    Also... one just comes of my mind...
    Mime Jr. Pick up line said:
    Mime!....Mime......mime mime mime! Mime!
    Click to expand...
     
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