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Predict how the next user will die (NO VIOLENCE!)

Heh..Banana Split. ^_^

So the NP will die due to natural causes. =P
 
Hooray! But then again, natural causes is a broad term. It can mean that I will die from anything in natu-- *mauled by herd of elephants*

The next poster will die because Ganon and Gwonmam said so.
 
crap I just saw a SCO on TV 6 days ago!

NP will die from reading this:flabber wabber nokka lokka shakka lakka ding-dong
Beat that
 
Sorry, my Saxophone Cannon ran out of ammo and my Martyrdom blasted your Jellyfish cannon :3.

THe NP will die for reading that no matter what.
 
Hey, it's MY Martyrdom. Plus, me and my soldiers are protected with anti-auto-martyrdom suits.

NP will catch the Black Death.
 
I don't get sick so HA

The NP will die from reading this:googly boogly giggly wiggly boogy woogy shakalaka ding-dong MWAHAHAHAHA
 
I desperately pretend i didn't read the above post, thus with unusual logic that only i can understand, overruling you.

NP Will die from a broken heart.. LOLWUT?
 
You don't know my name, where I live, address, you don't have the money to hire, you don't know who or where to hire from and I'd kill him/her. :D

The next poster will just die. :3
 
You lie!

the np will eat a meats, get say, and then, in theyre grief, start a revolution, become a dictator and get assasinated.
 
I refuse to become a dictator

If you are reading this then you are about to die.
 
I live in the forest

NP will die from porn overload
 
dang...

the NP will die because of a bad pistachio
 
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