[Spoken]
Phoenix: But how do I prove Larry's innocent?
Mia: You hold the evidence, Wright, it's in the court record. Find out what's wrong, and raise an objection.
[Sung]
If your client is innocent
this testimony's pure fiction
So check the court record
for a contradiction
It's time to take control
His story was clearly phony
Present something (to poke a hole)
In his testimony
The witness is clearly lying
To throw you off your case
So find a contradiction
to rub in his smug face
And after you have made
your careful selection
Present evidence as your aid
and yell "OBJECTION!"
[Spoken]
Phoenix: What, I just yell out when I find a contradiction?
Mia: No, of course not, objecting isn't just about yelling. There's a lot more to it. Now listen carefully, Wright:
[Sung]
What you need to achieve
Is grab the court's attention
In order to make them believe
You must create some tension
How dare that witness tell a lie
While being on the stand
Look him in the eye (and bang your desk)
Loudly with your hand
The witness is clearly lying
To throw you off your case
So find a contradiction
to rub in his smug face
And after you have made
your careful selection
Present evidence as your aid
and yell "OBJECTION!"
[Spoken]
Phoenix: Ok, yelling and slamming the desk, I got it. Anything else?
Mia: Actually, there's one more thing.
[Sung]
Now the judge is rather old
His hearing's not that fine
He's slowly getting bald
He needs some kind of sign
So go out on a limb
get his mind to linger
By focusing (and pointing to him)
With your index finger
The witness is clearly lying
To throw you off your case
So find a contradiction
to rub in his smug face
And after you have made
your careful selection
Present evidence as your aid
and yell "OBJECTION!"
[Spoken]
Phoenix: I think I got it now.
Mia: So, you know what to do, Wright?
Phoenix: Yeah, just watch me, chief!
[Sung Together]
Mia - Phoenix:
The witness is clearly lying - The witness is clearly lying
To throw you off your case - To throw me off my case
So find a contradiction - I'll find a contradiction
to rub in his smug face - To rub in his smug face
And after you have made - And after I have made
your careful selection - My careful selection
Present evidence as your aid - I'll present evidence as my aid
and yell, yell, yell - and yell, yell, yell
[Slamming the desk, yelling, pointing]
Phoenix: OBJECTION!
Um...Yeah. I'm addicted to the Phoenix Wright Musical Project. I copied those lyrics, pasted them to word, then printed them out.