Psst Psst! Want to know a Secret?

[LegendChu]

Tropius: Hey psst Haxorus, do u know that tomato is actually a fruit?

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Linyit]

Tyrunt: Psst, Tropius, did you know you are a fruit, too?

 

[LegendChu]

Larvitar: Hey Psst Tyrunt, do u know that we'll both grow up to be T-Rexs?
Tyrunt: But I thought u were based on a monitor lizard.
Larvitar: But my evolution is still stronger than urs.
Tyrunt: Ha Ha, Ha Ha!
Larvitar: Tyranitar Base Stats Total = 600, Tyrantrum Base Stats Total = 521.
Tyrunt: Ya ya, whatever! Pfft!

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[NinjaQueen]

sandshrew: psst larvitar i got an alolan form, but you did not.

 

[Trainer 766]

Hitmonlee: Pffft... I can crush you beneath my foot.

 

[LegendChu]

Throh: Hey psst Hitmonlee, I can throw u into oblivion.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Trainer 766]

Sawk: RAIDAAAAAAA KICKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

 

[PageEmp]

Hitmontop: Sooo you're wearing clothes? Is it supposed to be your actual skin or just like, y'know, you were born with clothes?

 

[Trainer 766]

Hitmonchan: Dude, do you not realise you can actually stand normally?

 

[PageEmp]

Haxorus: So....do you ever feel you are wearing a skirt?

 

[Trainer 766]

Darmanitan: I once broke your clan's tusks.

 

[HyperMorian]

Keldeo: Oi Darmanitan, want me to swoosh your butt again?

 

[Trainer 766]

Xerneas: I am your father.

 

[HyperMorian]

Mawile: And I'm your sis. The sister of Fairies who's going to headbutt the heck out of you.

 

[LegendChu]

Bewear: Hey psst, sister of Fairies, let me give u a hug {<3}.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Trainer 766]

Mimikyu: If you want a friend without getting him killed, I'm the one you're searching for.

 

[LegendChu]

Shuppet: Hey, gimme back my sheet.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Trainer 766]

Castform: My sheet, man. My sheet.

 

[PageEmp]

Torterra: Ya realise ya don't have a sandstorm form, right?

 

[Trainer 766]

Bisharp: You do realise your "forest" is made up of lego blocks, right?