Rate and Make Chuck Norris Jokes!

[インフェルノの津波]

This thread is fail.

Basically, you can make or put up a Chuck Norris jokes. You go on a scale from 1-10.

It's really easy, okay? The only rule is don't steal any jokes, okay? Thanks.

I'll start:

If you misspell Chuck Norris' name in Google, it's response is RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

 

[chickenofunity]

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pond, he does'nt get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[Maraala]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of saying that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.

 

[Zeffy]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't even fool enough to attack him.

 

[polkop]

Chuck Norris and God had a fight.
When is the last time you have seen God???

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Um....You're supposed to rate the one above you.

9/10, Hmm, I haven't seen God since....never?

Chuck Norris know's Victoria's secret.

 

[Shining Meganium]

7/10.

Chuck Norris took a shortcut in the hundred meters.

 

[polkop]

5/10

Children wear pyjama's with Superman picture.
Spuerman wear a pyjama with Chuck Norris picture.

 

[World King]

Needs an 8/10.​

Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully-loaded Magnum... and won. ​

 

[dieter57]

2/10 ive heard that one before..... a lot

this isn't my joke but this is funny
go to google
type in "find chuck norris"
click i'm feeling lucky

now for my joke

chuck norris ordered a big mac at burger king and got one....

 

[Gazza]

4/10

When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

 

[polkop]

7/10

When Chuck Norris does some Push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he push the Earth down.

 

[World King]

3/10​

Chuck Norris' tears can cure incurable diseasses. Unfortunately for us, Chuck Norris never cries. ​

 

[Dawn]

4/10

Chuck Norris can grasp the true form of Giygas's attack while having a starring contest with Weegee... and winning.

 

[yung_link]

im not sure who Gigyas is, but it takes Chuck Norris's skill to beat weegee in a staring contest! 7/10

Chuck Norris delivers his own mail.

 

[Gazza]

3/10

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesn't get wet water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[STFUNAPPA1]

If Chuck Norris was a pokemon he would catch u

 

[インフェルノの津波]

6/10

Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hair, because hair cannot grow on steel.

 

[revelp8]

8/10 LOL that is true

Chuck Norris was the only man who defeated a wall in a tennis game

 

[dragoniteuser]

Nice one 7/10

OK I've got a couple:
1) Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits!
2) Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
3) If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
4) Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.