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Hikamaru

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    I love telling jokes to my friends, whether they be based on me or the media.

    It's simple, someone posts a joke then the next poster has to score the joke on a rating out of 10.

    Use spoilers and colored text when posting your jokes.

    I'll start.

    What has a cross, stripes, is blue and white all over and facing a debt crisis?

    Spoiler:
     
    5/10
    Meh, it's okay.
    Btw, why is colored text necessary? My text is colored :p


    River Ravi flows in which state?

    Spoiler:
     
    6/10
    it's ok

    I remember once I was the life of the party

    Then again...I was in a cemetery
     
    6/10
    Soviet jokes are old


    If you want to speak to a human press 1...*beep*
    If you want to speak in english press 2...*beep*
    If you are sure you don't want to speak in spanish, press 3...*beep*
    If you want to move to the next menu press 4...*beep*
    If you're getting a bit irritated press 5...*beep*
    If you are an idiot press 6... *beep*
    If you are on the phone press 7...*beep*
    Press 8 you know you want to...*beep*
    Press 9 *beep*
    What are you're chances of talking to someone *beep*
     
    8/10. I love blonde jokes!

    Sorry, but no one's available to take your call at this time. If you'd like to leave a message, please press #, press 3, then dial your name. Then press 6 and dial your number. Then press *, press 69 ask for ext. 4443 and leave your name and message. If you want to leave your number and the time you called, please press * twice, bark like a dog, spin in a circle, press 1 26 times, and wait for the beep. And, thanks for calling.

    ^ No real punchline, but it's funny.
     
    lol 6\10...

    once upon a time there were a car that drove away ...
     
    2/10. I don't get it.

    Two necrophiliacs walk into a bar, one necrophiliac says to the other upon entering the bar "let's go in for a couple of cold ones".
     
    so am i and that what make it a joke to me lol


    lol 8\10..good one

    how to put the elephant in the refrigrator on three rounds??

    1-open the refrigrator
    2-put the elephant

    3- close the refrigrator
    then,how to put the giraffe on the refrigrator in four rounds ?
    1- open the refrigrator

    2- take the elephant out of it..

    3-put the giraffe

    4- close the refrigrator...

    True story lol
     
    5/10 gave me a giggle

    Now i've told you a million times DON'T EXAGGERATE
     
    4/10. At least I get it...

    Why is Phoenix Wright such a good lawyer?

    Because he's Wright all the time! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! A-
    *shot for bad joke and random reference to a random series*
     
    Gahaha! 8/10 :D

    I asked a man in the supermarket if he wanted to make a bet that I could reach the meat on the top shelf. He said: "No because the steaks are too high"

    ^^;
     
    8/10 was really good

    [FONT=arial, helvetica, verdana, sans-serif]A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"     [/FONT]
     
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