Remove a Letter or Two, Would Ya?

[pkmin3033]

Iapapa Berry -> Papa Berry

"Molly? Molly, sweetie, put that down. No, don't put it in your mouth. Oh, for crying out loud...Delia? Delia, honey, call an ambulance. Yeah, she did it again..."

 

[Dusk]

Moon Flute -> Moon Lute

It has the same purpose of summoning Lunala, but the instrument is a lute now.

 

[pkmin3033]

Growth Mulch -> Goth Mulch

Marnie's favourite food.

 

[Dusk]

Flying Gem -> Lying Gem

An item that that when given to your Pokemon increases the chances of them lying.

 

[pkmin3033]

Hone Claws -> Hone Laws

I'll see you in court.

 

[Dusk]

Rage Candy Bar-> Age Candy Bar

A scary item that ages your Pokemon. Can expedite evolution but it shortens the lifespan of your Pokemon..

 

[pkmin3033]

Smelling Salts -> Smelling Alts

A secret power of the forum admins. Wait, was I not supposed to say that? I'm sorry, please don't ban---[connection terminated]

 

[Superjolt]

Gastro Acid -> Astro Acid

Astro Boy flies by and spits acid at your opponent!

 

[pkmin3033]

Oblivious -> Obvious

Nice job telegraphing your attacks, dude! I'm sure they'll never see that coming!

 

[Dusk]

Sweet Heart -> Wee Heart

A bite-sized version of Sweet Heart that heals only 10 HP.

 

[PageEmp]

Origin pulse -> Origin pus

The user finds the very first pimple it ever had and shoots out pus at the opponent. might have been done before but a few other posts too but shhh

 

[Dusk]

Bad Dreams -> Ad Dreams

Sleeping opposing Pokemon will be assailed with dreams of advertisements!

 

[PageEmp]

Megahorn -> Mega orn

The user creates a ginormous ornament, and hurls it at the opponent.

 

[pkmin3033]

Sweet Kiss -> Wet Kiss

Oh, ew. Ew. EW. Stop that! Makes your opponent switch out from pure disgust.

 

[PageEmp]

Hyper fang -> Hyper fan

The user makes itself cray-cray, and obsess itself over the opponent. Lowers your accuracy by 2 while maximusing your attack, while the the opponent gains confused status.

 

[pkmin3033]

Tart Apple -> Art Appl

An apple that has been made into a work of art! What? There's an "e" at the end of apple? It's conceptual art! Open your mind and see beyond the mundane issue of spelling! You just don't get it, man! It's way too deep for you.
Remind me to sue the gallery for that awful typo

 

[PageEmp]

Great ball -> Eat ball

A ball that is actually kind of worthless. You can't catch creatures with it, as the opponent will always eat it like a snack. It does lower their speed though.

 

[Dusk]

Blaze -> Bae

Works similar to Cute Charm but there's more as there's also an increased chance the user will move "before anyone else" regardless of speed stats.

 

[PageEmp]

Five island -> Fie island

Fie island, as in, fees. You need to pay tons of money in order to enter.

 

[Dusk]

Moon Ball -> Moo Ball

A Poke Ball particularly effective at catching bovine Pokemon.

Might have been done before but don't care.