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Roast the Pokémon Trainer above

His gimmick is to be oh-so-ooooooordinary, yet is the only character who holds both Gym Leader and Elite Four positions at once. Shame on Koga who actually worked hard to earn his promotion, boo-hoo! (Actually, shame on Mal-Geeta for sidestepping the League structure.) He also looks dead as a result, to the point you probably wouldn't be able to tell a photo of his living self from a bloody post-mortem photograph. Oh, and...

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Ahem. Anyway...

Tulip?
 
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She seems like the type that only finishes with her makeup after she applies the entire case of it.

Arven?
 
He treats Koraidon/Miraidon so badly at first! True, he has history with them and gets better later on, but come on, it's impossible not to love Miraidon on sight. He's also way too attached to Mabosstiff, and you know exactly what happens when you become too attached to a Dark-type; your heart becomes just as dark as theirs! It seems almost inevitable that he'll go off the deep end like his parents at some point.

Rika?
 
I still can't tell if this is a guy or a girl. lol I know that the name is feminine, but wow.

Grusha?
 
Continuing on from my previous rant: I call him Muerto Parado because he looks deader than a Houndstone and somehow he's still standing. He also looks exactly like the kind of person who would take such a name as a codename for his job as a killer for hire - someone who'd do anything for extra money. I do not like him one bit.

Geeta?
 
Nothing wrong with her dressing masculine but her wardrobe choices are a bit... unfortunate. She dresses not like a professional, but like the kind of person who would be suited for a fedora, if you get my drift.
Also for the reason above I'm just plain tired of seeing fanart of her, though the same applies to her fellow Elite Four members Larry and Hassel.

Dendra?
 
How does it feel to get whupped by Tulip all your life? At this point, you're better off moving far away and opening up a Fighting-type dojo!

Ms. Raifort?
 
...Does she even live in this world? I mean not physically of course, but mentally. She's really weird with that poorly-disguised disdain for the present, her obsession with the Ruinous Quartet and her dishevelled look. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she was on... something.

Speaking of not living in this world and possibly being on something, Jacq?
 
I forgot this dude existed the moment I set out from the school on my adventure... though that applies to pretty much all the teachers =P
Stop plugging questions about the PokeDex on your exams? idk, I barely remember the dude xD

Katy ?
 
Well I have to Google who that even is which is already a roast in itself... =P

Why are you not evolving your Pokemon. Are you trying to be the new Ash or something?

Piers?
 
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