Rock, Paper... My Foot!

[classiccartoonsftw]

I could break through your tape with my scissors!

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Rock always beats scissors, y'know!

 

[TY]

and Rock gets beaten by my mud

 

[大輔]

And your mud gets beaten by a ~water hose~

 

[TY]

The water hose gets demolished by my sock

 

[White Raven]

Your sock got beat up by my iPad.

 

[TY]

iPad, meet my warhammer >:D

 

[DavidtheDeadPhilosopher]

Your warhammer shall meet the wrath of M.C. Hammer, and will find out in short order what the time is.

 

[Winneon]

Your Sonic character is no match against my Pokemon character.

 

[pompayyy]

Your Pokemon character is dirt against a more specific Pokemon character!

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

No matter who this Pokemon character is, my Feraligatr will overpower him!

 

[TY]

Feraligatr is nothing against my RPG

 

[Kippla]

Your RPG is nothing against my Mewtwo!

 

[Winneon]

Pfft, Mewtwo's are nothing against the power of my sunglasses.

 

[isthatyoudan]

Your sunglasses are nothing against cornflakes!

(How it makes sense: Crumbs from cornflakes on the sunglasses in a purse or tote. Eww.)

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Your cornflakes are no match for my vanilla custard!

 

[TY]

Your vanilla custard is nothing against my coin

 

[Gizmo-Dude17]

pfft! You ain't got nothing against my hammer, if you have le "coin".

 

[pompayyy]

My masamune will dice your hammer!

 

[TY]

your masamune will get stomped by my Void Ray