Gizmo-Dude17
"Sorry, don't mind me."
- 21
- Posts
- 11
- Years
- Outside your window
- Seen Apr 11, 2015
your "farts" are no match against my spritzee, and its febreze attack!
-
Ever thought it'd be cool to have your art, writing, or challenge runs featured on PokéCommunity? Click here for info - we'd love to spotlight your work!
-
Which Pokémon Masters protagonist do you like most? Let us know by casting a vote in our Masters favorite protagonist poll here!
-
Red, Hilda, Paxton, or Kellyn - which Pokémon protagonist is your favorite? Let us know by voting in our poll!
- Status
- 521
- Posts
- 12
- Years
- Northeast US
- Seen Feb 2, 2015
Yes, but your Spritzee is nothing compared to my hockey stick.
classiccartoonsftw
Nintendo is for awesome people
- 9,224
- Posts
- 13
- Years
- Seen Jan 18, 2017
I'll break your hockey stick with a table!
TY
Guest
- 0
- Posts
Your table will get stomped by my chair
- 521
- Posts
- 12
- Years
- Northeast US
- Seen Feb 2, 2015
Your chair will be shredded by my chainsaw.
TY
Guest
- 0
- Posts
Your chainsaw will get ruined by my lava
pompayyy
Forever and Ever
- 483
- Posts
- 12
- Years
- In a White Room with Black Curtains
- Seen Apr 10, 2019
Water will turn that lava into obsidian (no, don't ask me if I play minecraft)
classiccartoonsftw
Nintendo is for awesome people
- 9,224
- Posts
- 13
- Years
- Seen Jan 18, 2017
I've got a Nightmare Pickaxe to deal with that obsidian!
isthatyoudan
doesn't work well with others...
- 395
- Posts
- 11
- Years
- At my desk on the computer
- Seen Jan 18, 2024
If you have insomnia, you won't have any nightmares, pickaxe-based or not!
Victreebel's Bro
The Day Is My Enemy
- 66
- Posts
- 11
- Years
- Sesame Street
- Seen Mar 11, 2016
You're insomnia is no match for my sleeping pills!!
classiccartoonsftw
Nintendo is for awesome people
- 9,224
- Posts
- 13
- Years
- Seen Jan 18, 2017
Just watch me feed your sleeping pills to a cobra!
- 123
- Posts
- 11
- Years
- Age 31
- Hannover & Suderburg, Germany
- Seen Jun 2, 2016
Your cobra is no match at all for this heavy truck's tires!
Mark Kamill
I like kitties
- 2,742
- Posts
- 12
- Years
- Age 32
- Seen Oct 13, 2024
Truck tires lost to the mighty knife of piercing!
Chocolate™
Awesome Dragon
- 665
- Posts
- 13
- Years
- PC.
- Seen May 17, 2019
The might knife of piercing becomes blunt due to the unbreakable stone of unbreakableness.
classiccartoonsftw
Nintendo is for awesome people
- 9,224
- Posts
- 13
- Years
- Seen Jan 18, 2017
I doubt your "unbreakable" stone of unbreakableness can survive in lava...
- 123
- Posts
- 11
- Years
- Age 31
- Hannover & Suderburg, Germany
- Seen Jun 2, 2016
Even (normal) lava can't do anything against the power of... err... The One Ring!
Chocolate™
Awesome Dragon
- 665
- Posts
- 13
- Years
- PC.
- Seen May 17, 2019
Your one ring is no match against my err.......... Gollum.
Oooeh
Oogaly Boogaly
- 2
- Posts
- 11
- Years
- In a cardboard box on the side of the street
- Seen Dec 25, 2013
Your Gollum is no match for my hot pit of lava in Mordor!
isthatyoudan
doesn't work well with others...
- 395
- Posts
- 11
- Years
- At my desk on the computer
- Seen Jan 18, 2024
Hot pits of lava in mordor are no match for Elves!
(like the lord of the rings reference)
(like the lord of the rings reference)
Chocolate™
Awesome Dragon
- 665
- Posts
- 13
- Years
- PC.
- Seen May 17, 2019
Your elves are no match for my pokemon team.
- Status