Rock, Paper... My Foot!

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Your Nancy couldn't scratch my Legolas! <3
 
Lemme tell you something Lord Of The Rings Fan! Your Legolas is no match for my Appoplexian.
 
Well well well.. Appoplexian as in Ben10?! You are no match for my ALIEN X MWAHAHHA​
 
Well well well.. Appoplexian as in Ben10?!


Ben 10 indeed. While your Alien X is arguing with itself, it will be crushed to oblivion by my dump truck of death!
 
Your dump truck of death is no match for my gigantic guinea pig! :D
 
Your gigantic guinea pig will shart itself and flee in terror before my Flesh Eating Snowman!
 
Your flesh-eating snowman couldn't last a second against my flamethrower! >:D
 
Your Ice Cube shall be utterly thwarted by my Ice Cube Tray!
 
Your blow dryer is overwhelmed by Legolas's amazing sexy-ness!
 
Legolas's overwhelming sexiness is not match for the Eye of Sauron! (I think)

Sounds legit. However, your Eye Of Sauron crumbles before my secret weapon: the overbearing mother-in-law!
 
Your overbearing mother-in-law is no match for my crystal sword! >:D
 
Your Cyclops with laser vision is no match for my SUPER MAGIC ULTRA AWESOME A BIT VULNERABLE TO DREAMINESS BUT UTTERLY AMAZING CHAKRAMS!!
 
Your SUPER MAGIC ULTRA AWESOME A BIT VULNERABLE TO DREAMINESS BUT UTTERLY AMAZING CHAKRAMS is no match for my SOCKS
 
Your washing machine is no match for my ummm....aa...UNPLUG CORD JUTSU!
 
Your UNPLUG CORD JUTSU is no match for my inner koala demon! >:D
 
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