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Rock, Paper... My Foot!

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My foot!
 
Herobrine watches.....
 
I like seizures. Do you too? >:D
 
Seizure bom-bezure, I HAVE A LIGHT-BULB!!! *chucks light-bulbs at you*
 
*walks in calmly and diffidently, then pulls out a small lighter like object and clicks it a few times, sucking the light into her "Putter Outer" and then slides it back into her pocket*
 
*knocks it out of your hand and hits your face with an over-sized pillow*
 
I summon Link from the lands of Hyrule! (Link locks you in a combo of sword slashes and finishes you off with a horizontal Skyward Strike, cutting off your head)
 
I call out Rosalina! *her gangsta Luma beats yo Link up!* :D
 
Link's Triforce glows and Zelda appears, sealing you and Rosalina in an alternate dimension! (Hi fives Link and Zelda)
 
And then Snake got bitten by a real snake.
 
And I fry that snake with FIRE PUNCH.
 
How is that even relevant? Well, my Master Sword's Skyward Strike will kill you.
 
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