Rock, Paper... My Foot!

[Arcturus.]

Your toe cowers in the face of my coffee table.

 

[lucariokul]

My foot!

 

[Nakala Pri]

MY FACE!

 

[lucariokul]

Herobrine watches.....

 

[Nakala Pri]

MY EAR

 

[lucariokul]

I like seizures. Do you too? >:D

 

[Nakala Pri]

Seizure bom-bezure, I HAVE A LIGHT-BULB!!! *chucks light-bulbs at you*

 

[Melody]

*walks in calmly and diffidently, then pulls out a small lighter like object and clicks it a few times, sucking the light into her "Putter Outer" and then slides it back into her pocket*

 

[Nakala Pri]

*knocks it out of your hand and hits your face with an over-sized pillow*

 

[lucariokul]

I summon Link from the lands of Hyrule! (Link locks you in a combo of sword slashes and finishes you off with a horizontal Skyward Strike, cutting off your head)

 

[Nakala Pri]

I call out Rosalina! *her gangsta Luma beats yo Link up!* :D

 

[lucariokul]

Link's Triforce glows and Zelda appears, sealing you and Rosalina in an alternate dimension! (Hi fives Link and Zelda)

 

[Melody]

Too bad that Vaati just strolled in to Kidnap Zelda again this time.

 

[Fernbutter]

Vaati get killed by Snake. Too bad.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

And then Snake got bitten by a real snake.

 

[lucariokul]

And I fry that snake with FIRE PUNCH.

 

[PikaNitro]

After many days of trying to cope with the melted snowman, Elsa shall get revenge on the Zerg alliance!

 

[lucariokul]

How is that even relevant? Well, my Master Sword's Skyward Strike will kill you.

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Ahh, but it will be defeated by my mighty Ninja

 

[SoapyBubbles]

Your ninja is no match for my crew of pirates!