Sabotage the user above

[Megan]

But they're all just against Bug-Type Magikarp!

I'm going to hold a speech!

 

[ReKoil]

I rig a siren to go off every time you talk. 😈

I'm going to 100% Metroid Dread!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Looks like a accidentally restarted your save file, oops!

I'm gonna go to the park.

 

[Megan]

I'm going to get a bunch of dogs and let them do their thing everywhere!

I'm going to lift a piece of paper!

 

[ReKoil]

*opens window and plugs in a giant fan outside your house*
You'll have to catch it first! :fufu:

I'm going to paint the walls of my room.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

do you want Purple paint? here you go!

I'm going to get some pastries.

 

[Megan]

Sure, you know how to turn wheat into food, don't you? :P

I'm going to look for monsters under the bed.

 

[ReKoil]

I put them all in your closet and told them to wait until you fall asleep 😈

I'm going to catch a tiger by the toe!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

It's actually realistic! How do you even do that without gettin mauled by it first?

I'm gonna try and get lucky.

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately I rigged the election. :P

I'm going to buy toilet paper.

 

[ReKoil]

Your supermarket seems to have misordered, due to some mysterious last minute changes to their inventory and ordering lists, and now only has that 1 toilet paper brand that you don't like. 😈

I'm going to the hairdresser =D

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Spoiler:

Was that the haircut you wanted?

I'm gonna go for a dive.

 

[Megan]

Unfortunately I accidentally destroyed the moon and now it's somehow low tide everywhere. And by "low" I mean "very low". I wonder what happened to all that water.

I'm going to water some plants!

 

[ReKoil]

I hook up your watering can to all that water you made disappear and you end up flooding your house 😈

I'm going to solve a puzzle!

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

I'll hide every puzzle piece in different spots in your house, so you'll have to track them all down like a video game side quest!😈

I'm going to do science.

 

[Megan]

I have this liquid here you can experiement on. Just ignore the label that says "nitro". I just reused an old glass, promise! :D

I'm going to do my taxes!

 

[ReKoil]

I've changed all the numbers on your receipts and your payslips... good luck with the tax people =D

I'm going to take a shower.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

I'll use scald on your water supply, hope you like extremely hot showers!

I'm going to play with my dog!

 

[Megan]

The ball you threw miraculously flew to the other side of the Earth. So it'll be a while until your dog comes back.

I'm going to play a video game.

 

[ReKoil]

Ah... about that... I think I might've dropped your device... only being able to play for 10 seconds before crashing is normal, right? 😇

I'm going to perform a summoning ritual.