Say Something Silly!!!!

Roses are red, this site ain't blue ...you get lost in here then wonder, where the hell are you?

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Today I tried to open a toilet door, but it had no handle - just a lock and a sci fi panel to the side. Someone from the other side of the room was saying 'shove' a few decibels lower than, oh, a flea, and I mean the fuck you can't open doors anymore without physical violence. When I was done I was all HEY LOOK MA I MADE IT
 
God bless all the trans people of this world. And god bless restraint because it makes weakness taste better. And god bless all of the trolls who live under all the bridges because those goats were assholes.
 
I'm still waiting for that cup of tea. This remix seems to do my sentiment justice

I'm a low blood sugar person
In a low blood sugary world
Life is grrnk
We can't even think.
You can't touch my fucking hair
Don't even think of undressing me anywhere

C'mon, low blood sugar person let's go have tea
Ah ah ah yeah
 
Today is the anniversary of my birth. Kaloo, kalay, oh frabjous day! Boxer shorts with sloths on them were presented to me, which is epic.
... should I be offended.

... and I bought a book I can't read for like, months because I have to see the film first. Genius.
 
I want to go to Eton right now and quite frankly I am devastated that I'm not there... right... now. I'm in this chair instead. In a shirt with fruit on it. And an onion. Good god I am depressed.

And I should be doing something marvellous right now but I'm in too much of a fruity shirt.
 
I'd make the worst butler in the entire universe. I'd put the dirty dishes under the carpet, spend my breaks jamming to Weezer and would sneeze over the morning mail.
 
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