SBaby
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What would be good signs that people play/watch/see too much Pokemon? This is yet another TSR-inspired topic that I just thought of. If you think of anything, feel free to post it here.
I'll start off with a small list:
You know you're too much of a PokeManiac when:
1: The loss of your Pokemon Cartridges would be considered a major financial blow.
2: You still have the original Red and Blue Versions (that let you start a new data with all of your current Pokemon and items), despite the Coke stains on the instruction booklets.
3: You've made up the entire Pikachu Language, words, letters, and numbers, and you carry on entire conversations in fluent Pikachu, while people simply shake their heads on the street and pass by.
4: You constantly have arguments with your friends regarding what would result if two different species of Pokemon were to mate.
5: You'd give up a winning lottery ticket just to score a critical hit against another Pokemon. And speaking of which:
6: Your big dreams of what you'd do if you won ten million dollars involve turning the living room of your house into a set for a Pokemon Center, turning your backyard into a grass-themed Gym, turning the bedrooms into Pokemon-themed rooms with yours matching Red's from the origional Game Boy game, and hiring actors to dress up as Trainers and getting a scientist to mutate a Pikachu out of your cat, so you can play Pokemon for real. (and parents think kids nowadays can't get a grip on reality...)
I'll start off with a small list:
You know you're too much of a PokeManiac when:
1: The loss of your Pokemon Cartridges would be considered a major financial blow.
2: You still have the original Red and Blue Versions (that let you start a new data with all of your current Pokemon and items), despite the Coke stains on the instruction booklets.
3: You've made up the entire Pikachu Language, words, letters, and numbers, and you carry on entire conversations in fluent Pikachu, while people simply shake their heads on the street and pass by.
4: You constantly have arguments with your friends regarding what would result if two different species of Pokemon were to mate.
5: You'd give up a winning lottery ticket just to score a critical hit against another Pokemon. And speaking of which:
6: Your big dreams of what you'd do if you won ten million dollars involve turning the living room of your house into a set for a Pokemon Center, turning your backyard into a grass-themed Gym, turning the bedrooms into Pokemon-themed rooms with yours matching Red's from the origional Game Boy game, and hiring actors to dress up as Trainers and getting a scientist to mutate a Pikachu out of your cat, so you can play Pokemon for real. (and parents think kids nowadays can't get a grip on reality...)