Silly Assumptions

I used to think that clowns were the evil spirits of hell.

I still do. =(
 
I assumed that if I ran fast enough with a broom, I would fly. Came from watching too much Kiki's Delivery Service.

I assumed....that every other girl wore dresses and sometimes I would obnoxiously ask, "Why aren't you wearing your dress today?".

I assumed that the sky went on forever and ever.

I assumed that, if I had a towel and I was stuck in outer space, if I flapped the towel, I would fly.

I never believed in under-the-bed monsters because most of my life, i've slept on a futon. I've always believed in closet monsters (the worst kind!) though, and still do.

I used to think that if I pressed on the printed-on logo of the press (that prints books) on a book that something would happen. I thought it meant press the button. I cried once because nothing would happen when I pressed on the logo.


Something NOT crazy I believe now: One night, earlier last year, I heard a deep, hollow, beautiful music, like no other instrument i'd ever heard of. The sound would occasionally get louder and queter. Gradually, it faded out and I fell asleep. I never heard it again. To this day I think it was dragons calling to me.
 
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Peach said:
I assumed that white ponies/horses were girls and brown/grey/balck horses were boys

And that all people around the world can understand Finnish even though they spoke some other languages.

And like the most of the kids in the world, I was so sure that if I dug enough big hole in sandbox I could find way to China. I spend one day digging but nope, it didn't work XD
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I assumed that, but never tried.
Nothing, I was a pretty practical kid
 
Umm... that they named the Scotia Bank "after me" since my real name is Scott. There was such thing as the Boogyman since I saw a movie of it in daycare. Rambo was a real war hero since he set himself on fire.
 
Peach said:
And like the most of the kids in the world, I was so sure that if I dug enough big hole in sandbox I could find way to China. I spend one day digging but nope, it didn't work XD
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Was I the only one who dug to try and find my way to Australia? My brother and I dug quite a deep hole one day trying to do that XD
 
When I was little I thought:

Each country was actually a planet, and they were infact, quite flat. A fence would border the planets. I was quite disappointed when my mom showed me a picture of the solar system, and upon asking where "Colombia" was, I learned that we lived on only one round planet.

I also thought that when the moon went through it's phases, the missing part fell down to Earth. I would spend hours searching for it until, on Halloween, my sister pointed out that my theory was, infact, quite wrong.

There's more but I think I've embarrassed myself enough for one day.
 
I believed my Mom when she said if I made that face again it would freeze and be stuck like that forever
 
I believed that cooties were bugs that grew on girl's fingers. Then I saw my sisters finger under a microscope.

I thought that an officer could see you through a computer and arrest you.
 
I thought there was a monster under my bed XD
 
I assumed that everything that my sister said was true, and that what was right for her was right for me. I'd do everything she'd do, even if I didn't like it. Like altar serving, which wasn't that great :/
 
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