So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[kingdenas]

... and everyone look at her to listen to her beautiful voice!

So then a Rattata walks into the bar ...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and shows off it's lightning fast speed with a Quick Attack!

 

[Dedenne1]

...and shows off it's lightning fast speed with a Quick Attack!

umm chase you broke the game xD ill finish it

So then a Castform floats into the bar...

 

[kingdenas]

... and transforms itself into the Rainy Form Castform because a dude threw a bucket full of water at it!

So then a Abra teleports into the bar ...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

oops I did break the game didn't i? XD

...and uses Psychic powers to order a drink.

So then a Smeargle walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

..and paints a portrait of the abra before it teleports away!

So then a Mew floats into the bar...

 

[Starry Windy]

And it drops some trophies for Pikachu to catch! (It's in Smash :P)

So then a nearby Charizard flies into the bar...

 

[Return]

...... and start finding its lost Mega stone in the bar.

So then a Shaymin comes into a bar.....

 

[ghostly]

...and makes flowers bloom everywhere!

So then a Lopunny hopped into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and fakes out the bartender stealing one of the drinks!

So then a Sandslash walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and burrows under the bar

So then a Drifloon floats into a bar...

 

[ghostly]

...and proceeds to float towards the ceiling!

So then a Pinsir walks into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and pinches the Drifloon!

So then a Pikachu walks into the bar...

 

[ghostly]

...and accidentally shocks both the Pinsir and Drifloon!

So then a Aurorus stomps into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and accidentally freezes everything!

So then a Cubone walks into a bar...

 

[ghostly]

...and smacks a pokemon with its bone!

So then a Chatot flies into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

..and mocks the bartender!

So then a Patrat walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

..and scouts for his best friend bidoof!

So then a Porygon levitates into the bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And expertly hacks into the bar's computers and steals the bar's bank fundings.

So an Yveltal flies into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and looks for his pal, Xerneas!

So then a Dewott walks into a bar...