So a Dedenne Walks into a Bar.....

[kingdenas]

... and starts using Razor Shell on the tables, cutting them, just because he wants!

So then a Buizel walks into the bar ...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and takes his drink then aquajets out the window!

So then a Servine walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and fires off a few contrary Leaf Storms!

So then an Aipom walks into a bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And wonders how big the bar really is and how everything is still functioning.

So, Red walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and says nothing at all!

So then a Tauros walks into a bar...

 

[Lycanthropy]

...and starts telling bullshit to everyone. (Get it?)

Then a Golduck walks into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and starts furiously quaking at the bartender!

So then a Cincinno walks elegantly into the bar...

 

[(Super)Slowpoke]

This game is so funny, I laughed so much while reading this!

...and cleans the whole bar in few seconds!

Then a Totodile walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and starts mopping up with water gun!

So then a Slowpoke walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and fishes for a Shellder in the cooler!

So then a Masquerain flies into a bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And dazzles everyone with its beauty.

So a Jigglypuff floats into the bar...

 

[(Super)Slowpoke]

...and started to sing karaoke

So a Munchlax walks into the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

..and eats all of the bars fries!

So then a Munna levitates into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and causes people to have wonderful dreams!

So then a Combee flies into a bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

and orders a drink to drown its sorrows as it can never evolve.

So Ash Ketchum enters the bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and say's "Science is so cool!"

So then a Gardevoir walks into the bar...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

and ends up being cursed for 1,000 years.

A Deoxys enters the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

...and transforms into speed forme! He then runs out of the bar at the speed of light!


So then a Pinsir walks into a bar...

 

[Dedenne1]

...and pinches the bartender for giving him the wrong drink!

So then a Eevee walks into the bar...

 

[Sirfetch’d]

..and ponders what he wants to evolve into.

So then a Stunfisk flops into a bar...