So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

...and welcomes the new users? lol I suck at my own game... :D

So an arbok walks into a bar...

 

[Mr155555]

And procced to poison everyone with poison sting

So a stunfisk walks into the bar

 

[Nineray]

And starts to derp around

So a Latios speeds into the bar

 

[oshawottlover13]

and turns invisible and uses psychic to make people do funny things

so a zorua walks into a bar

 

[NixChill]

and transforms into a waiter, then secretly steals the food

so a snivy walks into a bar.......

 

[Nineray]

and evolves so a Lugia Crashes into the bar

 

[Treecko]

and kills the bar tender with a Aeroblast. So a Treecko walks into a bar....

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

...and becomes the new bartender, while he steals all the cash from the register.

So a flaffy walks into a bar...

 

[Murkrow]

and create so much static on the metallic cash register that noone can touch it without getting a shock.

so missingno "glitches" into the bar

 

[Golurks Were Meant to Fly]

...and glitches, causing the bar to be destroyed because we're actually in the matrix. O.O

So a staraptor flies into a bar...

 

[Snowdrop]

And becomes depressed because everyone called him an emo bird.

So a Ditto walks into a bar...

 

[Zayphora]

and gets mistaken for jello. And gets eaten.

So a Noctowl shows up...

 

[oshawottlover13]

[SIZE="a"]And uses confusion to knock everyone out

So a caterpie slithers into a bar...[/SIZE]

 

[Snowdrop]

And nobody gave a hoothoot.

So a Gengar walks into a bar...

 

[oshawottlover13]

[SIZE="a"]And scares the oranberry outta everyone

So an electrike walks into a bar...[/SIZE]

 

[google123]

and nobody says anything cause he got swag
so a druddigon walks into a bar..............

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

...and his breath causes everyone to succumb.

So a Reuniclus enters the bar...

 

[oshawottlover13]

[SIZE="a"]And everyone makes fun of him because he's made outta jell-o

So a nidorino walks into a bar...[/SIZE]

 

[Pokemon_Trainer_Danny]

...and says: "Hey, is that a rhinoceros horn on my head or... well, you know the rest I bet. ;P

So a Heracross walks into a bar...

 

[oshawottlover13]

[SIZE="a"]And gets a job as opening bottle caps

So a Pokemon egg rolls into a bar[/SIZE]