So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[何贤豪]

And instead rolls around...and ends up outside the bar.

So...a Togekiss flies into a bar...and...

 

[Shadowstriker184]

And Aura Sphere's everyone for not stopping Togepi from rolling.

So a Lucario walks into a bar...

 

[Mr155555]

and then it goes on a rampage and aura sphere's said togekiss and here we go

so a slowbro walks into a bar

 

[何贤豪]

And can't decide what to order and is Hyper Beamed by a Dragonite to make Slowbro hurry up on deciding what to order.

So...a Dragonite walks into a bar...and...

 

[Shadowstriker184]

Rampages in the bar bcuz hes drunk, and the bar is destroyed.

So an Aipom walks into a bar...

 

[何贤豪]

And his hand takes a Garchomp's drink...And in anger...Garchomp used Dragon Rush on Aipom's hand, causing him to fight back...and the Aipom + the bar gets destroyed in a matter of seconds.

So...a Garchomp walks into a bar...and...

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

And Dragon Claws the bartender for not putting alcohol in his drink

A Victrebell hovers into a bar.

 

[何贤豪]

And uses a move, effectively destroying the bar + everyone inside it.

So...a Metagross walks into a bar...and...

 

[mrsnuggles]

destroys the bar with meteor mash because he wasn't allowed in

so a dunsparce walks onto what was once the bar and ...

 

[何贤豪]

gets bored with the music and digs his way out using his tail.

So...a Tyranitar walks into a bar...and...

 

[mrsnuggles]

Stinks up the bath room

so a magikarp flops into a bar and ...

 

[何贤豪]

leaves because it gets mocked by everyone.

So...a Milotic goes to a bar...and...

 

[Ice Car]

Milotic can't move on land! HHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA

So a Wailord walks into a bar... Well, okay, let's just ASSUME the bar is big enough to harbor a gigantic whale and bear with me.

 

[Rainbow Arcanine]

And squishes everybody along with the furniture.

So a diglett digs its way into the bar...

 

[Ice Car]

Diglett digs. Diglett digs. Diglett Digletts Digletts.

So a Haunter somehow walks into a bar.

 

[何贤豪]

And spooks everyone.

So...Rayquaza flies to a bar...and...

 

[Rothometapratis]

...sees no Groudon or Kyogre and orders a cola.
So a tirtouga appears in the bar...

 

[Necrum]

...but realizes he's too old for that sort of thing.
So a Togepi walks into a bar...

 

[pikakitten]

Then he trips and his egg cracks, he runs out naked and embarrassed.

So a Zorua walks into a bar

 

[何贤豪]

And it becomes the bartender.

So...a Zoroark walks into a bar...and...