So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[Seraphimon-sama]

...and knocks out the bartender for looking at him funny
so a Gardevoir walks into a bar...

 

[Pink Mommy]

...gets pissed because everyone thinks he's a female Gardevoir.

So a Luxray walks into a bar...

 

[pikakitten]

And shocks his drink, slowly poisoning his body and he faints.

So Spinda stumbles upon a bar...

 

[Correspondence]

...realizes that its already drunk and passes out.

So,a Breloom walks into a bar...

 

[Drgons90]

And everyone got poisoned, paralyzed, or fell asleep.

So a Dugtrio digs in to a bar....

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

...and the bar collapses.

So an Alakazam walks into a bar...

 

[CourageHound]

...and telekineticly pays for a drink

So a Beartic walks into a bar...

 

[Mr155555]

and uses blizzard freezing the bar

so a krookodile enters the bar

 

[Pink Mommy]

And smiles at the bartender, which freaks him out. Now he has all the drinks he might want.
So a Buneary hopps into a bar...

 

[CourageHound]

....and couldnt find a seat since all the bigger pokemon too them

So, an Arbok slithers into a bar...

 

[MelchiorFlyer]

...and Team Rocket shows up. Then Ash beats them by bonking the Arbok on the head.

So a Shiny Rapidash walks into a bar...
(can someone do Genesect please?)

 

[Pryze]

...And feels left out because it is the only shiny, proceeding to Megahorn everyone in the chest.

So a Genesect walks into a bar...

 

[MelchiorFlyer]

...and the bar tender says 'We don't serve your kind here!' (lol thank you!)

So a Lillipup walks into a bar...

 

[Pink Mommy]

And chases after the Purloin on the next table.

So a Staraptor flies into a bar...

 

[Correspondence]

...And uses its Intimidate to get a free drink.

So, a Mewtwo walks into a bar..

 

[MelchiorFlyer]

...and catches everyone's Pokemon.

So a Bisharp walks into a bar...

 

[Mr155555]

and as soon as he enters he get into a battle with a blue bisharp and he won

so this blue bisharp enters the bar

 

[Shadowstriker184]

And bumps into Ash's snivy, wanting a rematch from that tourney

So a Swampert walks into a bar...

 

[eXeMegadeth]

and tells the bartender "I've been feeling down lately." The bartender replies "O, U!" So a politoed walks into a bar.

 

[Shadowstriker184]

And picks a fight with Swampert to determine whos the better water/ground type

So a Gardevoir walks into a bar...