So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[Mr155555]

Politoad isn't Water/ground wut

and soon finds max and they go on a journey

so a gallade walks into the bar

 

[Shadowstriker184]

Yea he is...
And beats up Max to steal Gardevoir.

So a magikarp flops into a bar...

 

[Mr155555]

and suddenly evolves into a gyarados

so this gyarados enters the bar

 

[Shadowstriker184]

And immediately thrashes the the bar.

So a Machamp walks into the remains of a bar...

 

[Aisu]

and is crushed by falling debris.

So a Conkeldurr walks into the bar to fix it...

 

[Shadowstriker184]

And is given a medal and made bartender.

So a Luxray walks into a bar...

 

[akshat4444]

and somehow gets lucky o.O

So a bulbasaur walks into a bar

 

[TaichiWind]

and evolves.

So Charmeleon walks in on the evolving Bulbasaur...

 

[akshat4444]

And cheesily says, "Sorry. I didn't mean to walk into you changing"

A Butterfree flies into a bar

 

[Mr155555]

and suddenly finds a pink butterfree and they go away together<rings a bill

so a therian form torandus walks into the bar

 

[Boilurn]

and blows away the barman with Gust!

And so Stoutland came into the bar

 

[Mr155555]

and fights with a persian on this floor for who is the better normal type

so a victreebill inters the bar

 

[darkpokeball]

And gets burned alive due to the bar being inside a volcano.

So a Camerupt trudges into a bar, stepping in the icky remains of a Victreebell.

 

[ShadowMirror]

But gets stuck in Victreebell's remains, and notices that there is a bomb in the bar


A Druddigon walks in to a bar...

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

...and once again, everyone succumbs to his breath.

So a Blissey walks into the bar...

 

[Moist]

And gives everyone their own pokemon egg.

So T̶a̶y̶l̶o̶r̶ ̶S̶w̶i̶f̶t̶ a Machoke walks into the bar...

 

[CourageHound]

And wolfs down four drinks for each arm

So an Ursaring walks into a bar...

 

[ShadowMirror]

But hits his head on the way in

a snover walks into a bar

 

[Rothometapratis]

... and orders a hot chocolate to water itself.
Then a Seel walks into...

 

[Golden_spider]

a bar and orders a drink.

A God karp majesticly floats into a bar.