So A Magikarp Walks Into A Bar...

[Mr155555]

and then the drunk mons thought he was a table

so the lawyer honchkrow inters the bar

 

[Fernbutter]

... and gets a arrested for getting a drink on duty.

Groudon awakens underneath a bar and...

 

[Anvils Alive]

...completely demolishes everyone and all they love, taking the bar itself with it.

A Lapras swims over to the remains of the bar...

 

[Warship]

and dies because of the wounds the splinters of the bar caused.

so a Carbink floats over the dead body of the Lapras...

 

[Squirrel]

... and summons his friends to compact their minerals together and form a brand new bar dedicated to the memory of the poor deceased Lapras, becoming sturdier and more impressive than ever.

A Pachirisu then walks into the bar...

 

[lucariokul]

And has a Seizure!
So a Mega-Lucario walks in with a normal Lucario and a Shiny Riolu...

 

[Arrow_Riddari]

And decides to take up running a trainer school and first gym in Aspertia after he learned that Lenora was on a pregnancy leave.
So, N walks into a bar...

 

[Blastin'Tyruntz]

And decides to take up running a trainer school and first gym in Aspertia after he learned that Lenora was on a pregnancy leave.
So, N walks into a bar...

And, because of his ability to talk to pokemon, is having the best bartender ever.

So, a Diancie comes to talk about her problems....

 

[lucariokul]

And a trainer tries to kill her and claim her diamonds, running out after, pursued by half the Pokémon in the bar..


So a Dragonite enters with an injured absol...

 

[Uxie101]

And Dragonite splashes a cup of water on the injured absol,In front of people

So a Meloetta walks into a Bar.

 

[mishy.]

And gets wrapped into singing for the bar all night.

So a Wurmple walks into a bar...

 

[lucariokul]

Ands becomes cocooned in the curtains.


The Absol wakes up and the Dragonite leaves...

 

[Skystrike]

...and the Absol predicts that something HORRIBLE and CREEPY and SPOOKY will happen to the next Pokemon that walks in!!!

So an Alakazam teleports into a bar...

 

[lucariokul]

And loses it's concentration on it's psychic abilities, which results in its head falling off! (Read it's Pokedex entries)


A shiny Riolu comes in and asks for a hot chocolate with ginger...

 

[Zorogami]

but he is denied service, because the owner has never caught a shiny and resents them!

So a Phanpy walks into a bar...

 

[Skystrike]

and tries to roll out some changes, but the owner is having none of that. (ha ha ha roll out get it because Phanpy can learn rollout wow funny)

So a Houndour walks into a bar...

 

[lucariokul]

And attacks the tables, which have mega-stones in them.


Miror B moonwalks in... ( The Absol, Riolu, and Lucario all hide)

 

[orangeralts21]

and pays for everyone's new hairdo of the Pokeball 'fro.

So a Farfetch'd stalks into a bar....

 

[lucariokul]

(LOL, STALKS!!!!! XD!!! Thanks for that, you made my day.)


And runs out when he realised the bartender is eating Onion Soup.










Lugia teleports in (He cannot fit through the door)...

 

[Zorogami]

And since he is crowding the whole room with his massive size, the owner tells him to leave!

So a blind Spinda walks into a bar...