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So All of Our Avatars Walk Into a Bar...

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Benét just watched in confusion as the so-called clown arrived to the Rydrake's call.
He loved to clown around sometimes. But actual circus clowns? He just found them utterly weird....like himself.
After the clown left, Benét spoke up again.
"Hey, Doc. Can I take a quick look at one of those 'jelly babies'?
I have never heard of a weirder name for a candy."
 
*walks in*


*in a drunken slur* Hey guys, Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear. I thought I should tell you that I like beer. It makes me a jolly good fellow. Yes I like beer. It helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow.
 
The Doctor waved at the Rydrake as it left. "Pip pip cheerio!" he said, then realized that it was something he'd never say.

He gave Benet a Jelly Baby. "But don't call me Doc. My name's the Doctor."

He then looked at the person who had just entered. "But wouldn't you prefer a Jelly Baby?"
 
The Doctor grabbed the screaming nut and inspected it. "...This nut is totally unnatural." He tore one of the eyes off it. "And flimsy, too." He threw the nut behind him and tried to take a bite out of the Cookie of Rassilon. "I only wish Rassilon was a better cook, his cookies are more suitable as rocks."
 
'Let me through Let me Through i am queen of Belinsk'
Sits on a high stool and nibbles some bread
 
Benét took notice of the talking nut that the Doctor took out from the bowl.
But when he saw him toss the nut away, Benét instantly reacted. He zoomed out of his seat and caught the nut before it landed.
"Phew!" He said relief.
Holding the nut level to his face, he asked, "What are you doing here?"
 
"Are you really talking to a nut?" The Doctor asked Benet. But then he realized his voice sounded different and that he was wearing a ridiculously frilly shirt. And a cape. "Is there a reason I'm dressed the way I was before I regenerated? Why do I feel like I suddenly know karate? And why am I surrounded by dolls? This reminds me of that time... I was on Earth and there was this... thing from space. ...Almost like a spearhead." He really ought to look in a mirror. Or at least reverse the polarity of something.
 
"Never insult us nuts" the nut yelled out, surprising everyone around him. "At least, those with bowler hats. We have more style and intelligence than you think."

Suddenly remembering Benet's question, the nut gave the ghostly figure a vague answer, consisting of "well... You don't really need to know, do you?"
 
"Of course I do." Benét responded. "You, of all creatures, hiding in a bowl waiting to be eaten."
He brought him over back to the counter and put the nut down.
"Sooo....." He started, but he couldn't think of anything to say.
After all, what can you say to a talking nut?
 
The Doctor hadn't noticed the nut's hat until now. "It is quite a classy hat. It would go well with my cape, I bet." He swept up his cape in his hand and let go of it so it'd make a nice swishy sound. "Yes, I should like a hat like that."

He stopped rambling about the hat, picked up one of the dolls surrounding him and threw it at the wall. It was rather disturbing, and he just wanted it out of his face.
 
"Then I will tell you... Wait, where did my doll go? It was my friend..." After being stared at by the Doctor and Benet, the nut added "I got quite lonely... Haven't you ever named things as you got more lonely?!"
 
"Well, there is my car," the Doctor said, "her name is Bessie. Although that wasn't because I was lonely, I just needed a way to get around while the TARDIS wasn't working. Luckily, I fixed that, just needed to reverse the polarity."
 
meerfall was helped by benet to get back on her feet. "thanks" meerfall said to benet "it was the flood by cherl cole..."
meerfall went over to the bar and drank some villina milk
 
Before Benét could say anything, Meerfall sat next to him and took a white colored drink.
"...And remember this, Mr. Nut. If there's anything worse than being eaten, then that's being eaten with a glass of-...wait."
Benét grabbed Meerfall's attention. "What's that you're drinking? Milk?"
 
The Doctor picked up the nut. "Will you dance with me? I think it'll be rather enjoyable." He stuck the nut in the pocket of his question mark covered sweatervest, then started to play the spoons, which oddly enough he was rather talented with. He then started dancing around the room, still playing the spoons and with the nut in his pocket.
 
"Err... I don't like dancing, as I've got... Well, the 2 left feet joke won't work if I've got no legs, will it..." The nut started feeling a little dizzy after the Doctor danced around the room. The spectacle of what was happening shocked the many bar patrons.
 
A man in a suit and bulletproof vest walks in, carrying an MP5.

He looks around, realizing that this is a (milk) bar.
He slings the gun across his back, seats himself at the bar.

"Can I have a vanilla milkshake?"
 
"I'm evil, yet i end up at a milkbar" complained the little master of evil sipping the milk out of a silly straw
 
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