First update: I chose Bulbasaur as my starter.
I hacked a level 5 Lapras on Route 1, it knows Water Gun and Growl, deposit Bulbasaur in Box 1, never to be used again, lol.
I leveled up to level 13, beat OSUfan on Route 22, destroyed Brock with OHKOs with Water Gun.
Now, off to Mt. Moon and Cerulean City!
Second Update: I got through Mt. Moon, beat OSUfan handily, destroyed everyone on Nugget Bridge, and caught a Bellsprout as an HM slave for Cut.
Thanks to two Rare Candies that I found, Lapras is now at level 27, defeated Misty's Starmie in three Body Slams (only because she used X Defend).
Third Update: Got to St. Anne, defeated every player there, OSUfan was a joke, got HM01 Cut to put on my temporary HM slave (Bellsprout).
I will probably catch a few Pokemon just for the sake of having HM05 (Flash) for the Rock Tunnel.
Anyway, I found another Rare Candy, so now it's at level 35; defeated Lt. Surge and beat his Raichu in two hits (reason Lapras wasn't taking damage was because its Body Slam paralyzed it and couldn't attack).
Fourth Update: I just completed the Rock Tunnel, with almost all of my PP gone, lol. I decided to replace Body Slam with the TM Lt. Surge gave me--Thunderbolt. It is now at level 40, where I replaced Confuse Ray with Ice Beam. I was also able to use two HP Ups as well that I had forgotten about in my bag. The only thing I need now is HM03 (Surf), and my Lapras will be perfect move-wise. Off to Celadon City to beat down Erica!
Fifth Update: I added as much Calcium as I could to Lapras before there would be no more effect, and then I spent the remaining amount of money on two Irons. Erica didn't even stand a chance on Lapras' Ice Beams! It grew a level after the battle, so it is now level 44. All right, Team Rocket, you guys are out of here!
Sixth Update: I beat the living crap out of Giovanni and his goons at the Rocket hideout and sorted out the Lavender Tower scenario. I'm now going to beat the hell out of the sleeping Snorlax near Celadon City and go get my 5th badge at Koga's place.
Seventh Update: Well, Koga's gone. Before battling him, I remembered that I had another Rare Candy from when I was at the Lavender Tower, so I used it, and bam, I'm level 54. His two Koffings were nothing compared to my new move, SURF, and it took two Thunderbolts to take down Muk and a critical hit Ice Beam to take down Weezing. It is also now maxed out on everything except for Proteins, which it doesn't need since there are no physical attacks in my Lapras' moveset.
Eighth Update: The Fighting Dojo and Silph Co. were no match for me, with OSUfan being slightly tougher than Giovanni (mainly because OSU's Alakazam wouldn't go down in one hit and used Psychic on me, lol). I'm going to hack a Mew so I can use it as an HM slave so I don't have to travel around with four other Pokemon. Next mission after that: Sabrina's head, I mean, badge.
Ninth Update: The Marsh Badge is mine. Every Pokemon went down with a Surf or Ice Beam except for Alakazam, in which I used Sing and then used two Surfs to KO it. Now, to visit the Secret Mansion...
Tenth Update: Blaine, you are pathetic against Surf. Seriously, not one of your Pokemon could survive one! Anyway, time to beatdown Giovanni's Ground-types, then off to Victory Road!
Eleventh Update: Giovanni, you and Blaine have a lot in common--neither of you can handle the power of Surf! I beat all of your trainers to get to level 61, and all you do is get blown out of the water (literally) by me! Anyway, thanks, because I'm going to use your badge and head out to Victory Road and beat the Elite Four on my final update. OSUfan can't get in my way!
Edit: OSUfan was easy--again, his Alakazam was a bit of a pain, but that's about it.
Twelfth and Final Update: I successfully defeated the Elite Four! Here's how it went down:
Lorelei--OHKOd everyone except for Lapras; I put it to sleep, then used two Thunderbolts.
Bruno--OHKOd everyone except for Machamp; same thing as Lapras, except used two Surfs.
Agatha--A little more difficult than the first two, but not bad. I obtained a critical hit on her first Gengar, I OHKOd the Golbat and Haunter, used two Thunderbolts on Arbok (attempted to use Glare, but missed), and used Sing on the 2nd Gengar and beat it with two Ice Beams.
Lance--All OHKOs except that Aerodactyl did use Hyper Beam before I could beat it with Ice Beam, depleting 70HP (lol).
Though I was not low on HP, I decided to use a Full Restore anyway and used an Elixir.
OSUfan--4/6 were OHKOd by either Surf or Thunderbolt; Exeggutor took two Ice Beams to take down (stupid Sp. Def) and Alakazam was the biggest pain, kept using Psychic, but I got it down after three Surfs (used Recover twice).
"Play Time": 16:43 (again, I used a ROM)
Money: $193,361
Final Level on Lapras: 70
Also, for some good measure, I even defeated Mewtwo after four Ice Beams (it was frozen after two).
All right, Suicune
™, put me in the list of Champions! :D