Patrick: I'd like a Krabby Patty.
Squidward: This is a hotel now. If you want a Krabby Patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service!
Patrick: OK! One Krabby Patty, and one room. With cheese. Oh, and can I get cheese on the Krabby Patty too?
Squidward: Patrick! You live 200 yards away, why would you want to rent a room?
Patrick: Sometimes I need to get away from it all.
Patrick: First, you need to take my bags.
Squidward: How could you have bags? You just found out this was a hotel!
Patrick: This is a hotel?
Squidward: [while carrying Patrick's suitcases] What's in these things? Rocks?
[Squidward drops the suitcases, which spring open. Several rocks fall out.]
Squidward: Hey, these are rocks! Why is your suitcase full of rocks?
Patrick: I don't tell you how to live your life!
Krusty Towers is a pretty funny episode. XD