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*Whispers to shrimp* Abort mission. Repeat, abort mission, that two-foot hamster is onto us. *Glares suspiciously at Mostachon* The envelope is closed. Repeat, the envelope is closed.
*Performs a complicated handsign and then starts whistling the 'Little Teapot Song' backwards*
Like, what-ever. I am SO not interested in this anymore. Henceforth, I shall be known as the one, true inventor of the revolutionary creation known as the dorknob! Fear me! KEKEKEKEKEKEEEE! Possets! @_@ X_X O_O
Like that, only bigger. :paranoid:
The Spinda's are coming. They are coming for yyyyooouuu! >=-D
potatoes swimming in toilets!!!
"is this a electric fence?" i say, "no" he says. " what about this fence?" i say, *gets sapped* "yah that's a electric fence" he says. :dead:
pickles!!!!!!!!!
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welcome to the security department of the secure security service, we remind you that you must use the secure security equipment at all times, have a secure day!
Toss them in a pit, starve them for four days, and put up a cheap cardboard sign next to the pit that says 'free deaths to good homes'. Then jump in. I'll come with.
Noooo! Leo and Simba are missing? LEOOOO!!!!! SIMBAAAA!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? *walks right into a lion's mouth* Are you in here?
It's Dark in Here
I am writing these poems
From inside a lion,
And it's rather dark in here.
So please excues the handwriting
Which may not be too clear.
But this afternoon by the lion's pit
I'm afraid I got too near.
And I'm writing these lines
From inside a lion,
And it's rather dark in here.
Kudos~Shel Silverstein, and his giving tree of doom.
What???? NOOO!!! I CANNOT LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT OLIVE OIL!!!!!!!!!!! *gasps for air* Need... olive oil... *dumps bucket of olive oil on herself* And that was my good bucket too.