Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Rai]

that wasn't your bucket....is was teh grim reepers! NO! Now we shall all perish.....

 

[Amy-chan]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Not the grim reaper! He is the lord of the pants! *bows down before him* Here is the macaroni and cheese you requested, master. I will never steal your magic bucket again. *kisses... wherever his feet are. O.o*

 

[Rai]

Achooo! oh no....looks like I have fallen ill cause of rotten shrimp I purposely ate

 

[Amy-chan]

*gasps* Not da rotten shrimp! You fool! Your vomit will kill us all! *flees the country*

 

[Nintendo freak]

Oh no! Booger-monkeys from Pluto are invading! They want to destroy all the olive oil! *throws a piece of exploding bacon at the booger-monkeys* *bacon lands on Pika-mew's head* Oopsie. *runs while bacon results in a nuclear explosion*

 

[Rai]

I don't wanna die! I know! I will go to Canada! No one will ever exsept I killed I mean Canadians are so nice!

 

[Amy-chan]

Eek! Sure, Canadians are nice, but the bacon is EVIL!!!!!! *throws bacon back at Nintendo Freak* How dare you.

 

[Rai]

Bacon lives in the sea! With all his pepperoni, sausge, and salomi friends.

 

[Nintendo freak]

Mmm.... baco- *dies in a nuclear explosion*

 

[Amy-chan]

Me no likies cafeteria pepperoni. Cafeteria pepperoni color of peanut butter. Cafeteria pepperonia tastes like bad. Me thinkies cafeteria pepperoni yucky. *blows up due to third-person related disease*

 

[Rai]

You have that dicease too? Rai has a very bad case. She talks in third person consantly. Poor Rai. She is such a significant moran. *tear tear*

 

[Amy-chan]

Pika-mew agrees. But Piki is confusing third-person with someting else. 'Tis all the same in her nonexistant brain. *looks at pika-mew sadly*

 

[Rai]

Awwwww....poor pika-mew.....Rai has pity for her...Rai knows that feeling....

 

[Amy-chan]

Yeah, poor Pika-mew. *pats her on the back* There, there, Piki. It's alright that you have a brain the size of a walnut.

Pika-mew: Corn.

 

[Rai]

awww Rai like corn too. She loves to eat with butter. even though Rai is allergic to butter. She's a lunatic that eats it anyway.

 

[Amy-chan]

*shovels butter into mouth* Pika-mew is a lunatic too! Bwahahaha!

One time, Pika-mew found a card on the ground. On front, said, 'The Idiot Card. If you'd like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over.' On back, said, 'The Idiot Card. If you'd like to know how to keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over.'

And Pika-mew STILL doesn't know how to keep an idiot busy for hours! *brain explodes*

 

[Rai]

Wow. Rai now is scared of pika-mew. One time Rai ate a crayon. She said it tasted like calamari. Whatever that is.

 

[Amy-chan]

*confused* But Pika-mew was shoveling butter into PIKA-MEW'S mouth, not... Ah, whatever. Yesy, Pika-mew likes the taste of crayon too. Tastes like calamari. Her dog likes to eat crayons also. And ants. And string. And lizards.

And cookies.

 

[Rai]

Rai's dogs like to eat steals her bread. Rai can not live without bread. Carbohydrates are what keep her a live.

 

[Amy-chan]

Pika-mew is an evil panda. Pika-mew heads the llama army. Pika-mew likes fudge, corn, potatoes, eggs, and corn. Oh, and also corn. And did she mention corn?