Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Rai]

Rai likes clocks. Admire the clocks. They keep gravity and space from spining out of control. Isn't that right Rai?

Rai: *nod*

 

[Amy-chan]

Pika-mew likes clocks too. Pika-mew has a dog named Tock. This dog likes tollbooths and is made from a clock. He smells like cheese. It brings back good memories to Pika-mew. Don't you agree, Pika-mew?

Pika-mew:.... *stuffs floppy disk into mouth*

 

[Rai]

Rai's computer likes to eat floppy disks too. Except for purplr ones. He spits those out at poor poor Rai. *gives her hug*

 

[Amy-chan]

Yes. Tokyo Pika-mewmew feels sorry for her. Poor, poor, toaster. It'll be alright. *hugs the toaster*

 

[Rai]

Rai enjoys tokyo mew mew. Ichigo is her homie/rival.

 

[Amy-chan]

Homierivalhomierivalhomierivalhomierivalhomierivalhomierival... *cannot stop typing*

 

[Rai]

oh no! your fingers are under the control of.....HER *shivers*

 

[Amy-chan]

Noo! I have been possessed by the evil doctor...uh...evil. Yeah. And HER.

 

[Rai]

Possesed by 2 demons. You must learn to do Occlumency

 

[Amy-chan]

Someday I will. That is, if Jirachi doesn't cart me off to New Zealand to marry Microwave first. Stupid microwave. He is in hiding for something he didn't do of his own free will, and Hedwig was framed. I hate Mr. Microwave. Grr...

 

[Rai]

That's right. Microwave betrayed the person who trusted him.....

 

[Amy-chan]

I know. And we all thought he was on our side. I HATE him...

 

[Rai]

Yes. and yet I can not forget when he....looked so sad in that scuba diving suit.

 

[Amy-chan]

*breaks into fit of laughter as she imagines Microwave in a scuba diving suit* Thankies, Rai. You can always make me feel better. *hugs and falls off her chair*

 

[Rai]

You where feeling Sad? How come? Tell me or I will devour you. *smiles so big it's creepy*

 

[Amy-chan]

Er... BECAUSE THE EBIL FIG STOLE MY COOKIE!!!

*breathes a sigh of relief* Glad that's off my chest. Wait a minute... *finds comment clinging to her chest* Get it off get it off! *shakes it off*

 

[Rai]

*smacks comment with socks* that should make it stop...until the next time you take a bath.....

 

[Amy-chan]

Thank god. I won't be attacked by killer comments for another year or so. But wait...

THERE'S ONE NOW! *there's one now attempts to strangle Pika-mew*

 

[Rai]

oh no! *attacks comment with hair ties* BE GONE! Your lies will not effect us! LIES! *has a cow*

 

[Amy-chan]

Yay, a cow! We won't be bored after all! *tips cow over*