Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

That banana peel is blessed with the power of both dunsparce and cradily, it is the most valuable item in the world.
 
Really? Wow. We have the most powerful weapon in the world at our disposal! *tosses into a dumpster* Now what?
 
*bursts into song*

Oh, the purple donkey and the blue chihuahua
One day decided to do da disco
And they danced and they danced, 'till the gulls came home
And Santa Claus married a man.
 
Really? Wow. We have the most powerful weapon in the world at our disposal! *tosses into a dumpster* Now what?
Are you crazy, you don't want the mighty cradily to punish you do you? Hey you piggy! Keep away from this banana peel.
 
*Gets struck by a lightning bolt* this, this weird feeling... is taking over me, I'm about to become the avatar of Cradily *gets struck by another lightning bolt and looses his brain to cradily* *Starts walking towards rai with a zombie-like look on his face*
 
Cool! You're part of the Undead too? I joined because they took my magic overhead hostage. *annoyed* And I was going to use that to go into the future of the past, too. *is eaten by robotic t-rex*
 
AAHHHH!!!! *screams until throat gives out*

It's the end of the vending machine as we know it... It's the end of the vending machine as we know it... It's the end of the vending machine as we know it... And I feel...

Sick. *runs off to restroom*
 
*adopts Sesame street voice* Yes! But let us not forget the letter Y. So many wonderful words start with Y. Like murder, ragged, and cow.
 
Uhoh. Basghetti dough.

Curse you, microwave and the letter X. I hope you break and get arrested by the Board of Trustees.
 
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