Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[Rai]

wait...this isn't a cow....tis an elf! thy are too shiny to look at *puts hat on*

 

[Amy-chan]

Yes, but for now, we're safe. But just in case... *puts on protective gloves*

 

[Rai]

like oh like my like gawd! like those like gloves like are like the like newest like trend like! hahahahahahahalike

 

[Amy-chan]

*makes a high, girlish laugh* Oh... my... gawd Becky! *erupts into giggles*

Imaginary friend: Who's Becky? Somebody I should know about?

Pika-mew: I thought you ran away when I was five.

IF: But you ARE five!!! *evil laughter*

Pika-mew: NOOOO!!!!

 

[Rai]

Pika-mew you were an alchemist in your past life and your creation "Becky' has come back to haunt you. Shame on you all.

 

[Amy-chan]

Yes, shame on you all. How dare you steal the cookie from the pickle jar.

 

[Rai]

How is that possible? The pickle jar was locked in my hide out! which isn't directly behind you ^^;

 

[Amy-chan]

Well, maybe they used the evil pickpocket superpower of alohamora and captured the pickle jar using the oxen beaver creature of doom?

Just a thought.

 

[Rai]

That's a possibility....or maybe they tranformed into microsoptic creature and crawled into the inlocked safe.

 

[Amy-chan]

Or MAYBE.... maybe they tortured our insider comma into it(remember him? he looked like this: ,) or perhaps they unlocked the secret of the old clock. But wait... wouldn't they need 100% pure alkali?

 

[Rai]

well I keep 459% alkali on my desk. Maybe they used it? Nah.

 

[Amy-chan]

But PERHAPS.... *gasps* Maybe MOZART is behind it all!!?!!?!? But Mozart... we trusted you! *bursts into tears* How... how could you? First potato, and now this... I find my two best friends and.... *shudders* BATH TOYS!!!!! *dies for approximately the fourtieth time*

 

[Nintendo freak]

I'm streaking! I'm streaking! *runs around naked* Hahahahahahaha!!!

*a chomping sound is heard*

I'm streaking, and a Mawile just ate my clothes! Crud...... *runs away, trying to find a place to hide*

 

[Rai]

oh.....you horrrible person you......how dare you do that.....the poor idiots. and don't forget pika-mew......microwave betrayed the only person who trusted him.......my evil twin's uncle's mother's sister's cousin twice removed 45 times.

 

[Amy-chan]

No, no no. Microwave betrayed Sherbert Lemon, you fool. But wait... isn't he your aunt? O.o

 

[Rai]

Sherbert Lemon is my aunt..........in the form of a dead cat O.o

 

[Amy-chan]

A dead cat crossed between two bunnies and a purple pig, king of the talking hamsterland.

Remember, to get the dalmatian sticker at the top of the roof, find a pie and eat it...

 

[Rai]

But that pie has a crow inside it........crows are so pwetty....

 

[Smarties-chan]

The mighty cradily shall smight you for thy deeds, thou shalt die by the vengeful hand, okay suction cup of cradily!

 

[Amy-chan]

Sweet, we get to be killed personally by the mighty Cradily!

And the crows in the pie.