Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

The elephant is going to hide at the carnival pretending to be a hamster. DO NOT FORGET! *is carried away by the Board of Trustees*
 
How dare you eat that cookie! My long-lost hairdresser was in there you monster! And now he's dead thanks to you and Count Olaf! *throws razor-sharp rose petals at Rayquaza-san*
 
*Returns from the closet wearing a skirt and a football jersey* It was all that was in there. Stupid Mawile. *shoots Mawile with a Dracon Beam from Animorphs* Where'd I get that?! Who cares?! *goes trigger happy with Dracon Beam, shooting everything (and everyone) in sight* Mwahahahaha!!!
 
Nooooo! How dare you steal that from Tobias! He is my half-hawk crushie! *takes Dracon beam and shoots at Nintendo freak* Take dat!
 
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! [/Darth Vader imitation]

*drops dead*
 
Yay! Blood is so pwetty! Hi ghosty! Wanna be friends? I shall add ghostie to my friends list! ^^ *blows kisses to everyone*
 
*turns into a robin* Some people take for granted that the best part of our planet is the radioactive dan-cing beaarrss! *bows*
 
Not to mention the purple peanuts! HOW COULD YOU FORGET THE PURPLE PEANUTS???? *drowns the robin in a tub of liquid rock soap*
 
Actually, I prefer the mustard soap. And the horsey soap. *buys some from Seabiscuit* I like Seabiscuit. He tastes good with gravy and onion soup. Only at Arby's, though. Otherwise, he will be ebil.
 
*shoots Arby's with pillow nuke* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

*rides off on snake pudding*
 
How dare you nuke Arby's! Thanks a lot! Now who shall I poke fun of in my free time? *ponders* I know! Pika-mew! Nya, she scares me. She is such a n00b. Don't you agree?
 
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Hmm. I don't think so. Ooh, ooh, wait! I know! *pokes snake pudding*
 
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