Spontaneous Acts of Randomness!

[MAR Heaven]

WELL YOUR GOING DOWN BRATS!! YOUR well umm BRATS!! *rips thier heads off* YEA!

 

[Karasu]

Me: UBAZALABALOO! *rolls around on the ground, twitching uncontrollably* Phhht. *gets up* w00t... Lyk, soopar disko dood... *rides an okapi around the store*
Barbie Cavalry General: SEND YOUR PRETTY PONIES AFTER THAT BIG BROWN UGLY PONY WITH STRIPES!
Cavalry units: YES, MA'AM! *ride their ponies after me and the okapi*
Okapi: o.o *steps on them and turns them into a mess of broken pink plastic and fake purple hair*

 

[MAR Heaven]

*runs around walmart looking for a monkey* darn it no monkey time to kill some barbies!
Barbie General: UHUHUAHUHAUHUAHUGUAGUAGUAH!!!
Me: WHAT!!!!
Barbie General: UHH AHH UH AH UHAH GUUAHAUHU!!! DID YOU NOT UNDER....*gets punched*
Me: SHUT UP! FIRE MISSILE 1

 

[Amy-chan]

*gasps* I THINK YOU HAVE DISCOVERED THEIR WEAKNESS!!!!!!! *sicks several giant okapis on the dolls*

Dolls: Flee!! Flee for your plastic-packaged lives!!! *run around screaming and getting squashed*

 

[MAR Heaven]

YES WE ARE WINNING THE WAR! *sends old walmart greeting men to get the barbies*
Old men: uhhhhhhHHHHHAHHHHHH!

 

[Karasu]

Barbie Cavalry: ORDER MORE PRETTY PONIES! PURPLE AND BLUE ONES TOO!

 

[Amy-chan]

*whacks Barbie cavalry with her disorganized cheap-stuff sig* Take THAT!!!!

 

[Baker's Bulbasaur]

yes shadow scizzor, indeed BB is backies. now would anyone like a chocolate Bulbasaur?

*offers bag*

or perhaps some of my baking products?

*offers round bag of assorted pies, bagels, buns, bread and cakes.*

*kisses next girl to post*

 

[Amy-chan]

WTF????? *slaps Baker's Bulbasaur and storms off, insulted, to land in a pit of angry snakes*

 

[Baker's Bulbasaur]

Charmed i'm sure :D

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offers a rose to the next girl to post

 

[Amy-chan]

*takes rose and falls back into snake pit* ...why's it always me?

 

[Karasu]

Look at this picture just taken outside of Wal-mart! The Okapis are still stomping on the Barbies!

 

[MAR Heaven]

Wow im not the only one that saw that!!! Theres also this
Can you believe what they did to one of our soildiers!!!

 

[Karasu]

That poor soldier... wait, important news! Teh Okapis stepped on all of them! w00t *flips around and does random spins, then floats into the woods of Kool-Aid*

 

[MAR Heaven]

The Okapis are back in thier play pens just look at this picture they sent me!

 

[Karasu]

That's not an okapi, that's a gemsbok... But anyway, THE KOOL AID IS COMING! THE KOOL AID IS COMING! *hides*

 

[MAR Heaven]

What shall we do?!?! *goes to secret hidaway in North Pole* Ahh thats better now I can't get attacked by Kool-aid

 

[Karasu]

:paranoid: There's Kold-Aid in the North Pole! *Kold-Aids come*

 

[MAR Heaven]

*get giant straw* im thirsty for some grape!!! *puts it in kool-aid
Kool-aid: Ohh Nooo!

 

[DarkThunder]

AHHHHHH!!!I said I wasn't gonna post them again but they are atta.. gygtgjhytgjy5yhuyhy6yui6yg5ytu65654ttjh5tyrtgjnyt5t43rgtru6...

HA HA HA...I'm the leader of the bananas.And help us take over the world(Earth)by...HEY! Who goes there?

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