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Steal The Shaymin Game!

Gardevoir teleports me to Pluto, I teleport you back to Earth, take Shaymin, push you in a pit with ravenous Tyranitars, and slowly fill the pit with your own Yummy Sauce! Did I mention the pit was full of explosives?

Wanna know a secret? I'm the one who broke your Platinum too! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!

Sorry, I'll stop now -_-
 
Pluto isn't a planet, because it's already destroyed. How? Remember the episode "Vicky loses her Icky" in The Fairly Odd Parents? There's a button Cosmo pressed, and it exploded. So Pluto doesn't exist, and I own the Shaymin!
 
I repetedly poke you in the back of the head until you get really annoyed and throw the shaymin at me I catch it and run away in my classic style of laughing manically.
 
What you didn't realize is that you are already in a force field. (Wow. Force Fields are so 2004.) And when you ran into the barrier of the force field, the Shaymin flies up and lands on my hands. Now my Staraptor flies me up high in the sky!
 
My Wingull flys me to Endor, and it uses supersonic to confuse you into giving me the Shaymin. Then I go to the Avatar world from 'Avatar:The Last Airbender' and I get everyone there to protect me, while I hide in the darkest cave.

Hai....
FALLLLCOON....PAWNCH!

*takes shaymin and goes Sekka city and in that snow hidden cliff*
 
You accidentally go to Hoth. My Wampa takes the Shaymin after eating you and brings her back to me. I call my Wampa back to his Net Ball. I run back to the Death Star as fast as i can.
 
I hitch a ride with Chewy and Han Solo and sneak into the death Star and disguised as a Strom Trooper I steal the Shaymin from your clutches and fly away leaving Chewy and Solo behind.
 
I send my Imperial Guards after you in their Custom TIE Interceptors! They chase you down and a Droideka jumps out and steals Shaymin (because i am that awesome) and hooks up to a unlimited power generator. It keeps its shields up forever! Muwahaha!
 
I turn into a ninja assassin and karate chop the generator in half and take the shaymin, and I fly back to earth and hide in the Statue of Liberty.
 
I make Victini grill you and eat you alive. I run with shaymin to Tatooine.
 
I use typhlosion and make u burn then i take shaymin and gracefully eat it as breakfast
 
Alakazam uses his psychic abilities to track down the REAL Shaymin and then he takes it and teleports back to me with it!
 
i use dialga and stop u in the middle of the teleport take shaymin and and go to another dimension and then kill shaymin by cutting it into pieces then taking the pieces and shooting them with my trusty rpg launcher thereby destroying all the pieces and making shaymin dissapear.
 
Luckily for me, my Tangrowth's vine gets caught in the time-stream opening created by the Celebi, and drags both her and me back to the very start of this thread.

Tangrowth whips her vines around BinaryPeaches and throws her far away from any of the known regions, leaving me to safely take the Shaymin. (It's so cute!)
 
I distract you with my level 101 Caterpie, who uses Spatial Rend to bring the Shaymin to me.
I make my rancor violently eat the Shaymin to keep it safe.
 
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